The Time my Unemployed Brother-in-Law Called Me a Prostitute

Dear Hilaria

Dear Hilaria / Hilary Baldwin-

I used to take your yoga class at Yoga Vida when I lived in NYC. I would leave…

To My Ex Who I Saw on House Hunters with His New GF

Dear Derek,

The Time I was Mansplained During Yoga Class

I was peacefully lying down in savasana waiting for class…

The Time I Met Jack Black and He Didn’t Tip Me

Dear Jack Black,

That Time My Ex Visited Me at Work

Dear “James,”

That Time Our Cruise Ship Stopped to Save Refugees

Dear Jesse Pinkman

When you told me on our first date that you used to be 
homeless, I was surprised.

That Time I Manifested a Raise

Dear Former Boss,

That Time I Manifested VIP Passes

“Are you a big Boo Boo fan?”