Top stories published by BMG Productions in November of 2022

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John Hansen PAL in BMG Productions

Nov 3, 2022

Gertie’s Royal Curtsy

~ A Funny Verse ~

Poet’s Note

13 responses

Aurelia Bliss in BMG Productions

Nov 2, 2022

I’m Sure None Of This Is A Secret

Or am I exposing myself?

While I am not demanding, I do know what I like. And I am not apologetic about what I like or don’t like in a man. We all have preferences for the kinds of books we read, the types of food we like, even…

3 responses

Aurelia Bliss in BMG Productions

Nov 6, 2022

Image in black and white of a line of many women along a sidewalk each one with a black cat on a leash. The image includes the words: Pussy Cat Doodle It’s not rural, from town, or the city, Nor how smart, nor how fit, nor how pretty. When the truth is laid bare, One thing we seem to share, Is that all of us here have a kitty. ~Aurelia Bliss

Pussy Cat Club

That would be Ms. Meow, to you.

2 responses

Aurelia Bliss in BMG Productions

Nov 7, 2022

A pretty blonde woman sitting in a witness chair with the judge’s desk beside her. She is wearing a short red dress with her legs crossed showing her stocking tops. She is smiling because she knws exactly what she is doing. The image includes the words: The Big Reveal Doodle I’ve got no fifths here left to plead, With only one thing to concede. And that’s I’ve always felt, Flashing my garter belt, Was all the coquetry you’d need. ~Aurelia Bliss

An Honest Woman

I am always willing to testify when the questioner is right.

4 responses

Aurelia Bliss in BMG Productions

Nov 1, 2022

A blonde woman in a red top with a dark haired man in a suit. They are kissing in a car, he is leaning her back in a passionate embrace. This image includes the words: The Way Things Make Out Doodle I know that our date will be sweet. We’ll just need to make plans where to meet. But the answer is easy, Just so easy peasy. We’ll rendezvous in the back seat. ~Aurelia Bliss

And I Still Do!

So there!

Remember back when life first started changing, I mean really changing? How young we were…

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Aurelia Bliss in BMG Productions

Nov 28, 2022

A pretty blonde woman sitting on a bed. She is wearing negligee left partially open and has a seductive look on her face. The image includes the words: In A Time Of Love And Viruses Doodle Caught out by a viral infection, Then treated with love and confection. Though still not as sweet — May I be indiscreet? As a normal post-covid injection. ~Aurelia Bliss

When You’re Ready You Know

And when you want to be ready it helps

2 responses

Aurelia Bliss in BMG Productions

Nov 24, 2022

Pretty girl looking under the weather is on a stool, wrapped in a blanket with a thermometer in her mouth. Her feet in a bucket of warm water and epsom salts. There is medicien on the table next to her stool. The image has the following words embedded alongside the girl: And Not In A Fun Way Doodle So, my second turn at the disease, Caught through someone’s anonymous sneeze. Headache, cough, and congestion, Plus, things I won’t mention, Left me reeling and brought to my knees. ~Aurelia Bliss

I Missed You All

Did you miss me?

5 responses

John Hansen PAL in BMG Productions

Nov 22, 2022

A Sextet Limerick Challenge

~ But in This Case, It’s an Octet ~

Late to the Party

5 responses

Aurelia Bliss in BMG Productions

Nov 25, 2022

A formally dressed couple with happy expressions is getting into the back seat of a large car with red upholstery. The woman in a red dress is already inside while the man is leaning inward. The image includes the words: Spread your legs! Enjoy maximum leg-room in the new Pontiac Star Chief. Back Seat Driver Doodle Some nights start amorous and sweet, With fine wines and some good things to eat. So filled with romance, The evening’s last dance, Can’t help but be in the back seat. ~Aurelia Bliss

Big Back Seat

How much fun is it to find yourself there?

2 responses

Aurelia Bliss in BMG Productions

Nov 5, 2022

A stylized image of a stern woman with classic Greek features is looking directly out of the image. She has long curly hair and is wearing a dark red robe. She is holding a bejeweled box with smoke pouring out one side and curling up and over the top of her head. The images includes the words: Mythic Proportions Doodle Not looking for Pandora’s ire, My husband made this qualifier. Her box may be smoking, But he wasn’t joking, When he said that mine was on fire. ~Aurelia Bliss

Pandora And Me

What we have in common is not a shared fault of troubles in the world, that’s for the…

These were the top 10 stories published by BMG Productions in November of 2022. You can also dive into daily archives for November of 2022 by using the calendar at the top of this page.

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