Optimus Prime: Engineering the Alpha (Female)

Welp, I survived Phase I (Prime).

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S.M.A.R.T Goals Still S.U.C.K

Remember how fucking annoying these things were?

I don’t know about anyone else, but I distinctly remember rolling my eyes the first time I heard this (sorry Dad). It was College Transitions, a total throw away class I definitely didn’t need, but had…

When Friends Are Like Fuckboys

Wait, I thought the fuckboy was exclusive to dating/hook-up culture!

What Happened in Breckenridge

Now that I’ve had a few weeks to recover and reflect… Here’s how the Beast went down (And up. Mostly up).

Engineering the Alpha (Female)

I started a little project. A body project. Did I mention that the project I’m conducting is designed for the male body? Yeah. My friends thought it was nuts, too. And that was before they heard the details.

Why I’m Dating the Fuck Out of My Friends

I hear it all the time: HOW ARE YOU SINGLE?!

Also, if you’re a close female friend of mine: I’d date the shit out of you if I was a man.

Camplications

I’m a midwestern native. I grew up in small town, rural Iowa, surrounded by farmers and corn fields. And somehow, I’ve never been camping.

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Happy Birth/Merry Marrow Day! — Pt 2: Mythbuster

There are a lot of misconceptions about the process, something I quickly realized after I found out I was going to donate bone marrow. So I’m here to set the record a bit straighter. I’m no doctor, so take it with a grain of salt. And keep in…