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A Toast to Fuckery
“Vote GOP” Campaign Slogans to Use Immediately — Volume 2
“Vote GOP” Campaign Slogans to Use Immediately — Volume 2
MASGA — Make America Soylent Green Again!
The Loony Liberal
May 27
6.5 More Things You Shouldn’t Say to Your Boss
6.5 More Things You Shouldn’t Say to Your Boss
Surprisingly, “YOLO” Didn’t Make It onto the List.
The Loony Liberal
May 27
FandomWire: “We Gave Astarion She/Her Pronouns for 10 Months”
FandomWire: “We Gave Astarion She/Her Pronouns for 10 Months”
Fandomwire Needs to Stop Publicly Clickbaiting All Over Adam Smith and Neil Newbon.
The Loony Liberal
May 27
CBR: “‘My Adventures with Superman’ Season 2 Kills Off Superman”
CBR: “‘My Adventures with Superman’ Season 2 Kills Off Superman”
His Coroner’s Mother’s Name… Was Martha.
The Loony Liberal
May 26
Steering into the Skid: Embracing the Right-Wing Upside-Down Trend
Steering into the Skid: Embracing the Right-Wing Upside-Down Trend
Make America Cue Malicious Compliance Again!
The Loony Liberal
May 23
Congress Approves ICE and MIB Merger
Congress Approves ICE and MIB Merger
Washington, D.C. — Today, an unanimous Congress approved the merger of popular government agency, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement…
Emma Laurent
May 23
Get Off My Lawn!
Get Off My Lawn!
Why I’m not mellowing with age
Rick L. Huffman
May 23
Psychology Today: “Surprising Things Are Surprising”
Psychology Today: “Surprising Things Are Surprising”
This Subtitle Is Related to the Title. Read This Article Now to See the Connection.
The Loony Liberal
May 21
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Embrace Both-Siderism
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Embrace Both-Siderism
Reading This Subtitle Is Exactly the Same as Having Passionate Sex with Mary Magdalene. It Just Is!
The Loony Liberal
May 19
Jesus Has Erectile Dysfuction
Jesus Has Erectile Dysfuction
Why is his penis so floppy?
Lilith Helstrom
May 18
Heavyweights and Kahunas
Heavyweights and Kahunas
The Wisdom of Dead Philosophers
Rick L. Huffman
May 15
F*ck You, Bandit
F*ck You, Bandit
An angry letter to a cartoon dingo
D. Doug Mains
May 7
“Vote GOP” Campaign Slogans That We All Need to Start Using Immediately — Volume 1
“Vote GOP” Campaign Slogans That We All Need to Start Using Immedia...
W.I.N! Whip Insanity Now!
The Loony Liberal
May 7
Dumb Customers of the Month
Dumb Customers of the Month
April had its fools
Lauraleigh Summerhayes
May 6
NYPD Chief of Patrol: “We Must Protect Our Children from Me”
NYPD Chief of Patrol: “We Must Protect Our Children from Me”
Hide Your Kids. Hide Your Wives. They’re Slandering and Libeling Everybody Out Here.
The Loony Liberal
May 5
The NRA Was Wrong; Guns, Not People, Kill People,” NYPD Says
The NRA Was Wrong; Guns, Not People, Kill People,” NYPD Says
Guns Are Dangerous, Which Is Why We Need to Keep Them out of the NYPD’s Hands
The Loony Liberal
May 3
“NYPD Officers Are Completely Lawful and Have Huge Dicks,” NYPD Says
“NYPD Officers Are Completely Lawful and Have Huge Dicks,” NYPD Says
“Is That An Outside Agitator In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Happy to Search and Seize Me?”
The Loony Liberal
May 2
If People Talked About Balls The Way They Talk About Boobs
If People Talked About Balls The Way They Talk About Boobs
Hey, sugar nuts
Lilith Helstrom
May 2
The Madness of Kingmaker Don
The Madness of Kingmaker Don
The Democratic Monarchy Brought to You By the GOP
The Loony Liberal
Apr 26
Sex In My 20s Or Gardening In My 40s
Sex In My 20s Or Gardening In My 40s
So Satisfying
Kate Brennan
Apr 24
A Cokehead’s Guide on How to Quit Your Job
A Cokehead’s Guide on How to Quit Your Job
A User’s Manual
Dannii Catera
Apr 23
Apoc-eclipse Latter
Apoc-eclipse Latter
Another end of the world came and went.
Josh Hinton
Apr 14
10 More Things That Only Immature, Cootie-Having Women Would Say
10 More Things That Only Immature, Cootie-Having Women Would Say
Special Guest Author: Mr. Matthew Ture, Self-Appointed President of Get Rid Of Slimy girlS
The Loony Liberal
Apr 13
That’s Not My Pussy
That’s Not My Pussy
Awkward sexual moments in poetry
Lilith Helstrom
Apr 10
This Clickbait Headline Destroys This Other Clickbait Headline
This Clickbait Headline Destroys This Other Clickbait Headline
…Near Your Current Location Which Belongs on a T-Shirt 24/7
The Loony Liberal
Apr 6
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