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A Toast to Fuckery
Wondering Which Presidential Candidate You Match with Most?

Wondering Which Presidential Candidate You Match with Most?

Take the quiz!
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Kate Brennan
Your Greedy Little Brats Aren’t Getting Free Candy from Me

Your Greedy Little Brats Aren’t Getting Free Candy from Me

No treats, but maybe a trick
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Brandon Ellrich
No Way Am I Eating Boujee Oreo Sushi

No Way Am I Eating Boujee Oreo Sushi

Let me eat cake
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Kelly Carmichael
Trump Speaking in Public or My Toddler in Carline After Preschool

Trump Speaking in Public or My Toddler in Carline After Preschool

Somebody needs a snack
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Kate Brennan
The Real Reason Donald Trump Picked J.D. Vance as His Running Mate

The Real Reason Donald Trump Picked J.D. Vance as His Running Mate

Small hands make other small things look bigger. And vice versa
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John Corten
From Medium Pennies to OnlyFans Millions

From Medium Pennies to OnlyFans Millions

My Wild Journey from Writing for Peanuts to Trying to Making Millions on Onlyfans
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The Jolly Quill
Making Light of Dementia

Making Light of Dementia

Dementia from a caregiver’s perspective.
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Diane Egan
Freddy and Jason’s Delightfully Horrifying Day at the Pumpkin Patch

Freddy and Jason’s Delightfully Horrifying Day at the Pumpkin Patch

A Heartwarming Tale of Seasonal Cheer
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Victor Yocco, PhD
He Eats Snacks That Smell Like Bearcat Pee

He Eats Snacks That Smell Like Bearcat Pee

I blame his mother
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Kelly Carmichael
Ice Cream, You Scream, We All Scream

Ice Cream, You Scream, We All Scream

I will never visit this ice cream place again… until next time
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Edward Anderson
The 2025 United States Presidential Inauguration Menu

The 2025 United States Presidential Inauguration Menu

A Fine Dining Experience Featuring Your Favorite Pets
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Victor Yocco, PhD
The Best-Kept Secret Practice Comedy Place

The Best-Kept Secret Practice Comedy Place

It offers a safe, supportive environment where you can let your inner funny person soar
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Kelly Carmichael
Turned on by Trump

Turned on by Trump

Trump wants to seduce women voters
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Author, D. Denise Dianaty
The Latest Republican Woo-Woo Parade

The Latest Republican Woo-Woo Parade

Robert Kennedy promotes health and nutrition for MAHA (Make America Healthy Again)
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Kelly Carmichael
Farewell to the Summer of Political Fuckery: Part 2

Farewell to the Summer of Political Fuckery: Part 2

The fuckery cup runneth over
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John Corten
My Recruit Refused To Go On An Interview Without His Parrot

My Recruit Refused To Go On An Interview Without His Parrot

It was just another day in my life as a tech recruiter
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Kelly Carmichael
From Classy to Sassy

From Classy to Sassy

What Happens When You Try to Impress Your Girlfriend… and Fail Gloriously
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The Jolly Quill
Farewell to the Summer of Political Fuckery: Part 1

Farewell to the Summer of Political Fuckery: Part 1

And it was a fucking doozy
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John Corten
Trains, Planes And Hearses

Trains, Planes And Hearses

A business trip from hell landed me in the Mohave Desert in total darkness in a death mobile
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Kelly Carmichael
But Women

But Women

A satirical poem on tropey themes, written with my cheeky side
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Lyrical Lioness
Wanna Pass In The Zoomer Universe?

Wanna Pass In The Zoomer Universe?

Showcase your best zits, but never confess to being a robot (even if you are)
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Kelly Carmichael
The SAVE Act Suppresses Voting Rights for Most Married Women

The SAVE Act Suppresses Voting Rights for Most Married Women

I’m Madder ’n’ a Wet Hen! (And other apt Southernisms)
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Author, D. Denise Dianaty
An Old Misery-Guts

An Old Misery-Guts

Just an ornery, grumpy old man
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Author, D. Denise Dianaty
An Interview With Donald Trump

An Interview With Donald Trump

I ask the questions, he gives no answers
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Edward Anderson
Artificial Stupidity: The Eco-Friendly Future

Artificial Stupidity: The Eco-Friendly Future

Why Turning Off Your Brain Might Be the Best Way to Save Humanity
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The Jolly Quill
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