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A Toast to Fuckery
Why I Chose Sex Over God, Ch 2 of 2
Why I Chose Sex Over God, Ch 2 of 2
Standing out in the mosh pit of Holies
Trinity Ellis, Author
Aug 19
Why I Give Out My @cashapp Instead of My Number
Why I Give Out My @cashapp Instead of My Number
Ugh like seriously can you just not
Alexa Velinxs
Aug 19
I Don’t Remember His Name
I Don’t Remember His Name
But I let him in my mouth
Trinity Ellis, Author
Aug 14
New Orange-Guy Vocabulary
New Orange-Guy Vocabulary
Expand & enrich your writing about the orotund felon
Author, D. Denise Dianaty
Aug 13
I’m Not Bad, I’m Just Drawn That Way
I’m Not Bad, I’m Just Drawn That Way
‘Never a dull moment’
Trinity Ellis, Author
Aug 7
Dear Men, Do You Sit or Stand to Pee?
Dear Men, Do You Sit or Stand to Pee?
Inquiring minds want to know
Trinity Ellis, Author
Aug 1
I Was Picked Up By My Dream Man
I Was Picked Up By My Dream Man
A chance meeting
Lyrical Lioness
Aug 1
Why I Chose Sex Over God, Ch 1 of 2
Why I Chose Sex Over God, Ch 1 of 2
He kept my ass in Church, so I took His ass to Court
Trinity Ellis, Author
Jul 30
Welcome to CyberLovin’ The Dating Site Specifically for Cybertruck Owners
Welcome to CyberLovin’ The Dating Site Specifically for Cybertruck ...
“Ready to swipe right on the most futuristic dating experience ever? Join CyberLovin’ today, where your Cybertruck isn’t just a ride —…
Victor Yocco, PhD
Jul 30
My Cat Turned My Home Office into a Comedy Show
My Cat Turned My Home Office into a Comedy Show
Work from home with a cat
Adelaide
Jul 27
My Genius Version 5.6 is Way Better Than Your AI
My Genius Version 5.6 is Way Better Than Your AI
Don’t be Jealous — Get Your Own
Trinity Ellis, Author
Jul 26
I Have a PhD and I’m Tired of Telling Children to Call Me Doctor
I Have a PhD and I’m Tired of Telling Children to Call Me Doctor
The only thing these kids are worse at than math, is calling me by the title I’ve earned.
Victor Yocco, PhD
Jul 25
Grab People By The Throat With Your Writing (and hold them there)
Grab People By The Throat With Your Writing (and hold them there)
A journey into the world of metaphors, similes, and punchy writing
Dan Martin
Jul 23
“Toni Morrison? Never Heard of Him”
“Toni Morrison? Never Heard of Him”
Yeah, my date thought I was an idiot too
Kevin Christopher Brown
Jul 17
Stupid Sh*t We Did in College
Stupid Sh*t We Did in College
A look back at—you guessed it—my college days
Kevin Christopher Brown
Jul 10
Female Teachers Are Having “All the Sex” This Summer
Female Teachers Are Having “All the Sex” This Summer
A little sexual satire for steamy July
Lyrical Lioness
Jul 8
Little Old Ladies Spreading the Faith and Love of Jesus, Casing the Joint, or Just Lost?
Little Old Ladies Spreading the Faith and Love of Jesus, Casing the...
Miracle or hoax — why are these people lurking in my driveway?
Bette A. Ludwig 🔍 PhD
Jul 8
Christmas in July
Christmas in July
Shop Early for Free Layaway at Kmart
Author, D. Denise Dianaty
Jul 6
Mass Shootings, Guns, and Beer
Mass Shootings, Guns, and Beer
Another deadly national shooting
Cappelli, MFA, JD, PhD
Jul 1
Hoochie in a Catsuit — Lost in Chicago
Hoochie in a Catsuit — Lost in Chicago
Who watches over hoochies, kids and fools?
NatalieSugabelle
Jun 21
Raisin Hell for Orange Jesus
Raisin Hell for Orange Jesus
A tale that’s totally nuts
Jeff Eagle
Jun 16
Radishes Are My Pity Crop
Radishes Are My Pity Crop
My husband doesn’t like them, my neighbors don’t want them, and they make my cooking look like shit by association.
Elle M. Athens
Jun 16
Amazon Lost My New Summer Body!
Amazon Lost My New Summer Body!
Invasion of the Body Snatchers or Silence of the Lambs?
Trinity Ellis, Author
Jun 1
Congress Approves ICE and MIB Merger
Congress Approves ICE and MIB Merger
Washington, D.C. — Today, an unanimous Congress approved the merger of popular government agency, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement…
Emma Laurent
May 23
Get Off My Lawn!
Get Off My Lawn!
Why I’m not mellowing with age
Rick L. Huffman
May 23
About Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Fuckery
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