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A Toast to Fuckery
I Don’t Remember His Name
I Don’t Remember His Name
But I let him in my mouth
Trinity Ellis, Author
Aug 14
New Orange-Guy Vocabulary
New Orange-Guy Vocabulary
Expand & enrich your writing about the orotund felon
Author, D. Denise Dianaty
Aug 13
I’m Not Bad, I’m Just Drawn That Way
I’m Not Bad, I’m Just Drawn That Way
‘Never a dull moment’
Trinity Ellis, Author
Aug 7
“Vote GOP” Campaign Slogans to Use Immediately — Volume 15
“Vote GOP” Campaign Slogans to Use Immediately — Volume 15
The GOP Is the Party of Distorting Laws and Preventing Order
The Loony Liberal
Aug 2
Dear Men, Do You Sit or Stand to Pee?
Dear Men, Do You Sit or Stand to Pee?
Inquiring minds want to know
Trinity Ellis, Author
Aug 1
I Was Picked Up By My Dream Man
I Was Picked Up By My Dream Man
A chance meeting
Lyrical Lioness
Aug 1
“Vote GOP” Campaign Slogans to Use Immediately — Volume 14
“Vote GOP” Campaign Slogans to Use Immediately — Volume 14
“We Hate America! Let Us Run America!” — The GOP
The Loony Liberal
Jul 30
Why I Chose Sex Over God, Ch 1 of 2
Why I Chose Sex Over God, Ch 1 of 2
He kept my ass in Church, so I took His ass to Court
Trinity Ellis, Author
Jul 30
Welcome to CyberLovin’ The Dating Site Specifically for Cybertruck Owners
Welcome to CyberLovin’ The Dating Site Specifically for Cybertruck ...
“Ready to swipe right on the most futuristic dating experience ever? Join CyberLovin’ today, where your Cybertruck isn’t just a ride —…
Victor Yocco, PhD
Jul 30
My Cat Turned My Home Office into a Comedy Show
My Cat Turned My Home Office into a Comedy Show
Work from home with a cat
Adelaide
Jul 27
“Vote GOP” Campaign Slogans to Use Immediately — Volume 13
“Vote GOP” Campaign Slogans to Use Immediately — Volume 13
In Which Punching Nazis in the Face Makes the GOP Angry
The Loony Liberal
Jul 26
My Genius Version 5.6 is Way Better Than Your AI
My Genius Version 5.6 is Way Better Than Your AI
Don’t be Jealous — Get Your Own
Trinity Ellis, Author
Jul 26
“Vote GOP” Campaign Slogans to Use Immediately — Volume 12
“Vote GOP” Campaign Slogans to Use Immediately — Volume 12
In Which Even the GOP Admits That It’s Unfit to Govern
The Loony Liberal
Jul 25
I Have a PhD and I’m Tired of Telling Children to Call Me Doctor
I Have a PhD and I’m Tired of Telling Children to Call Me Doctor
The only thing these kids are worse at than math, is calling me by the title I’ve earned.
Victor Yocco, PhD
Jul 25
Grab People By The Throat With Your Writing (and hold them there)
Grab People By The Throat With Your Writing (and hold them there)
A journey into the world of metaphors, similes, and punchy writing
Dan Martin
Jul 23
“Vote GOP” Campaign Slogans to Use Immediately — Volume 11
“Vote GOP” Campaign Slogans to Use Immediately — Volume 11
In Which Mitch McConnell Beats Puppies and Barbecues and Devours His Entire Family (Possibly a Misstatement)
The Loony Liberal
Jul 19
“Toni Morrison? Never Heard of Him”
“Toni Morrison? Never Heard of Him”
Yeah, my date thought I was an idiot too
Kevin Christopher Brown
Jul 17
Stupid Sh*t We Did in College
Stupid Sh*t We Did in College
A look back at—you guessed it—my college days
Kevin Christopher Brown
Jul 10
Female Teachers Are Having “All the Sex” This Summer
Female Teachers Are Having “All the Sex” This Summer
A little sexual satire for steamy July
Lyrical Lioness
Jul 8
Little Old Ladies Spreading the Faith and Love of Jesus, Casing the Joint, or Just Lost?
Little Old Ladies Spreading the Faith and Love of Jesus, Casing the...
Miracle or hoax — why are these people lurking in my driveway?
Bette A. Ludwig 🔍 PhD
Jul 8
Christmas in July
Christmas in July
Shop Early for Free Layaway at Kmart
Author, D. Denise Dianaty
Jul 6
“Quack Experimental Nation North America” — America’s New Anthem
“Quack Experimental Nation North America” — America’s New Anthem
A National Travesty 248 Years in the Making!
The Loony Liberal
Jul 4
Mass Shootings, Guns, and Beer
Mass Shootings, Guns, and Beer
Another deadly national shooting
Cappelli, MFA, JD, PhD
Jul 1
“Vote GOP” Campaign Slogans to Use Immediately — Volume 10
“Vote GOP” Campaign Slogans to Use Immediately — Volume 10
It’s the Party, People!
The Loony Liberal
Jun 29
“Vote GOP” Campaign Slogans to Use Immediately — Volume 9
“Vote GOP” Campaign Slogans to Use Immediately — Volume 9
“No Sex, Please. We’re Republican.”
The Loony Liberal
Jun 16
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