Today is Brandon Michael Lowden’s 29th birthday, and all I’ve been hearing all day is Brandon this, Brandon…
It’s Brandon’s birthday, and his birthday luau is in full swing! Unfortunately, Brandon has been talking about eating a frankly unhealthy amount of “Cool Ranch” flavor Doritos…
“A Garfield Christmas” follows everyone’s favorite Monday-hating, lasagna-loving feline through a Christmas with his family. If you’ve never seen Garfield, Jon, and Odie celebrate Yuletide, use this primer…
1. “We Three Kings, __________.”
a. Of…oh shit, it’s Matt Damon! We’d better hide behind the couch!
b. Brian, Kentavious, and Shitty Brian