Monday
Dear Diary,
It’s Day One of this epic snowstorm but thank goodness, my new Instant Pot just arrived and I managed to get to the supermarket last night! I am ready to cook!
You have never fallen faster than you have after you’ve jumped into the air on a trampoline.
There is no better demonstration of the fragility of joy than the moment after you reach the highest point in the sky after leaping onto a trampoline.
Hello.
Hi.
State your Reason…….well? State you Reason.
I, um, I don’t have one.
WHAT?!? Oh, you’re one of Them, I see.…You know that everyone else has one.