My colleague (Him) and I were chit-chatting when a new hire joined our conversation.My colleague sneezed suddenly.
Me: OK, you shouldn’t have come to work today.
A recently married colleague, who resumed work after his marriage and honeymoon break said: I guess, I married bit early. May be I should have postponed at least a year.
Me: What difference do you see now? You both dated for two years before tying the knot?
Me: Why do you get 12 weeks maternity leave, whereas I get only five days paternity leave?
Colleague: Because you can’t breast feed.
Me: You can’t discriminate me based on my disability of not able to lactate!!!