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California English
Mar 12, 2017
Bright Like Neon Love
Why does LA have such an enduring love affair with neon?
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Michael Hines
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California English
Jan 24, 2016
It Never Rains in Southern California
Fear The Wrath of El Niño
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Michael Hines
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California English
Jan 4, 2016
The West Coast Time Warp
“Oh, haven’t you heard? That was ages ago.”
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Michael Hines
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California English
Nov 6, 2016
Will trade chores for your vote
Not going to exercise your right to vote? Please, allow me.
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Michael Hines
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California English
Dec 20, 2015
My Local Pub is a Whole Foods
I wish this was a joke, but it isn’t.
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Michael Hines
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California English
Feb 4, 2017
Lost In Translation
On Clinging to The Queen’s English
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Michael Hines
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California English
Jun 26, 2016
A Brexpat on Brexit
“’No man is an island?’ What the fuck does that mean?”
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Michael Hines
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Mar 25, 2016
Man’s Best Friend
In Los Angeles, every year is the year of the dog.
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Michael Hines
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Aug 6, 2017
Torn on The 4th of July
How should an Englishman celebrate Independence Day?
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Michael Hines
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Dec 18, 2016
The Body Beautiful
Where abs are the new clothes.
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