Turn 50? No thanks. 

What else are you selling?

Why Don’t Elephants Smoke?

(They can’t get their damn butts in the ashtrays)

If you can’t laugh about things, about life and this crazy “society,” the freakish spectacle of famous people…

Costco, Cancer, and a Champagne Sebring

Costco is great if you enjoy watching old ladies shove children out of the way to be first in line for a sample of microwave three-cheese quesadilla the size of a nickel. I was in Costco with my parents, waiting while they shopped around, looking at the…

blogging without weed

life in the slow lane

Waiting For Permission

For a lot of my life I was terrified to do a lot of things. Write, perform, speak, be social; I felt as I didn’t have…

Chelsea Handler and the Nonagenarian Nun

A Day Bouncing Between Generations

Binder of Funny Women

How producing Chicks and Giggles Made Me A Feminist

The Tonsillectomy

And, Bad Coffee

After they filled her IV with “sleepy drugs” and wheeled her away, I paid a visit to…

Not Very ‘90s

Google Giggles, at Your Expense

The Tonsillectomy, Part II

Wine Doesn’t Smell