Creation Museum Lights Ark In Favor of LGBT Rights

Snowflakes Reflect On Killing Nazis in WWII

MUNICH — Nearing the 72nd anniversary of World War II’s end in Germany, many of the remaining veterans have come forward to speak of their experiences in the world’s most deadly and destructive war.

Trans Community Ready To Give Caitlyn Jenner Back

STUDY: “This Is Why Trump Won” Say Trump Voters About Every Goddamn Thing

Washington DC — A stunning new report out of the Institute for Serious International Studies (ISIS) suggests that voters of Donald Trump say “This is why Trump won” about every single goddamn thing…

“Let Hitler Speak” Say Free Speech Activists

BERLIN — At a speech in Berlin last Thursday, National Socialist candidate Adolf Hitler was shouted down by Communist Party instigators. This week, a large number of free speech activists took to the streets in protest.

Report: Log Cabin Republicans Still Not Getting the Hint

Increasingly Nervous Aliens Closely Watching Earth

Local Anarchists Want To Go Professional

BERKELEY — Noting the rise in anarchism as a professional trade, a number of local amateur anarchists are moving quickly to get in on the action. Reporters with CMB tracked down some of these local anarchists for their thoughts.

Alex Jones: “Love your government. Respect your government.”

DALLAS — A definitely not brainwashed or mind-controlled Alex Jones released a statement today on his newfound love and support of American government.

Bears Unnerved by DeVos Confirmation

ANCHORAGE — Trump administration official Betsy DeVos has been no stranger to controversy. It has been said by many public sector unions and public school advocates that the plans Betsy DeVos wishes to put in place may ruin America’s schools for a generation.