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A FAN
A FAN
Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to announce that I have made it in life. I HAVE A FAN! A fan! Who would have thought! I’m still trembling…
James Mwamisi
Apr 24, 2016
HUNGER IN JUJA
HUNGER IN JUJA
We were in this thingy in Juja. It was investors meeting where the company was unveiling a finished project to the investors. I don’t like…
James Mwamisi
Apr 24, 2016
#MWAMISILET AT THE ARCADE
#MWAMISILET AT THE ARCADE
I was with #Mwamisilet at the arcade. These days he knows exactly what he wants. We went straight to the bumper cars. We normally have…
James Mwamisi
Apr 24, 2016
EARPHONES
EARPHONES
I never go anywhere without my earphones. Whether I’m taking a leisurely stroll, a jog, or I’m in a mat. So my earphones broke down and I…
James Mwamisi
Apr 24, 2016
HAT
HAT
You know the way you always see someone with a hat and you complete the rest of the shape of his head in your mind? There’s this guy in our…
James Mwamisi
Apr 24, 2016
JALAPENO
JALAPENO
The way the cheese melted on the sizzling hot chips, bits of chicken sprinkled all over and cuttings of green jalapeño, peeping throughout…
James Mwamisi
Apr 24, 2016
APRIL FOOL’S
APRIL FOOL’S
Now that I don’t think we can pull an April Fool’s prank on anyone knowing that everyone is alert… Or those who are not, will not even get…
James Mwamisi
Apr 24, 2016
EQUINOX IN NAIROBI
EQUINOX IN NAIROBI
Maybe we are looking at this wrong… We’ve been partying, enjoying Easter, enjoying each other’s company and forgetting the lonely ones…
James Mwamisi
Apr 19, 2016
LIPSTICK MISTAKEN
LIPSTICK MISTAKEN
One guy stared at me briefly then passed. A lady looked at me, then looked again… There was this look on her face that I couldn’t figure…
James Mwamisi
Apr 19, 2016
PEOPLE WHO EXPLAIN THEIR JOKES
PEOPLE WHO EXPLAIN THEIR JOKES
Those guys who explain jokes…
James Mwamisi
Apr 19, 2016
MY MUTANT POWERS
MY MUTANT POWERS
If you know me well, you know that I’m a big fan of mutants, heroes, sense8, and anyone with powers… Marvel Vs DC… The whole shebang.
James Mwamisi
Apr 19, 2016
FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS
FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS
You know how rare it is to get Facebook notifications kwanza after posting something you thought was smirk…
James Mwamisi
Apr 19, 2016
CENTRAL PARK
CENTRAL PARK
I’m not sure if it’s alright to reveal that I’ve ever hang out at Central Park, the one with Fimbo Ya Moi monument… (Note the heavy Nairobi…
James Mwamisi
Apr 19, 2016
A VIP DREAM
A VIP DREAM
So, I had this weird dream, and the weird part is that I remember a lot of detail.
James Mwamisi
Apr 19, 2016
BILL IN CLUB
BILL IN CLUB
So I was in the club hanging out with ze boys. Two tables away a gorgeous lady signals for me.
James Mwamisi
Apr 19, 2016
LEISURELY WALK GONE WRONG
LEISURELY WALK GONE WRONG
So I’m taking my leisurely walk, dressed in a home t-shirt, shorts and sport shoes. Earphones on, I’m listening to Warning Sign by Cold…
James Mwamisi
Apr 19, 2016
CUTE COP
CUTE COP
So I meet this really cute cop at the bank and casually smile and say ‘sasa.’ She flashes a flirty smile back and says ‘poa sana. You look…
James Mwamisi
Apr 19, 2016
WEIRD FOREST DREAM
WEIRD FOREST DREAM
So I had this weird dream last night.
James Mwamisi
Apr 19, 2016
#MWAMISILET SINGS HAPPY BIRTHDAY
#MWAMISILET SINGS HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Mwamisilet: *on phone shouting* Daddiieey, Daddiieey. Me: Yes, sema. Mwamisilet: *proceeds to sing Happy birthday daddy…. I went to the…
James Mwamisi
Apr 19, 2016
CHARIOT DREAM
CHARIOT DREAM
So now, I dreamt I was riding a chariot. How awesome is that! Whoever comes up with dreams did a good job last night.
James Mwamisi
Apr 18, 2016
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