Press Release: Presearch Hot Air Balloon Missing
Written with the AI on Presearch.com by ChatGPT, MadTN, and Brandon Boushy
Date: February 16, 2023
Time: 23:23 GMT
A giant hot air balloon with a search engine logo has gone missing after it escaped during high winds from Presearch.com’s headquarters, a decentralized search engine that rewards users with cryptocurrency tokens.
The balloon was part of a prototype test by Presearch.com to explore the possibility of using balloons for advertising purposes in the future.
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According to Colin Pape, the founder of Presearch.com, the balloon was supposed to be tethered to a truck and driven around Midland Canada on Thursday morning. However, due to strong gusts of wind, the balloon snapped its mooring and flew away.
Pape stated:
“We are very surprised and embarrassed by what happened,”
Pape elaborated:
“We did not intend to lose our balloon without proper authorization and safety measures.”
Pape also expressed his concern that the balloon could have landed in an unsafe or inappropriate location. The last known direction of the balloon was towards south.
“We are very worried about the fate of our balloon. We hope it lands safely somewhere and does not cause any damage or harm to anyone.”
Pape also expressed his fear that the balloon could have been shot down by US forces who might have mistaken it for a spy device or a threat.
“We have no confirmation of this yet, but we are aware that our balloon could be seen as a provocation by some authorities who do not like our vision of a decentralized and democratic internet.”
Presearch.com is asking anyone who has seen or found their balloon to contact them through their website or social media channels. They are offering a reward of 10,000 PRE tokens (worth about $500) for any information leading to the recovery of their balloon.
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Presearch.com is also postponing their plans to launch more balloons in different regions around the world until they find their missing one and fix their technical issues.
Pape explained:
“We believe that our balloons could be an effective and innovative way to spread awareness about our search engine and our mission.
He went on to let us know:
“We will not let this incident stop us from reaching more people and empowering them with choice and privacy online.”
As of the time of this writing, the balloon has not been located yet. It could be mistaken for a UFO from another planet.
This article is just a parody and does not reflect any actual events or opinions.
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