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Consumer Purports
Consumer Purports delivers the satirical news you need. Stay up to date on Esohphobee develpoments in the year 2031. Read a 100 word short story on your break. Plus, we give you a reason to look at your phone whenever you need to avoid an awkward situation.
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The number one source for consumers and entrepreneurs with no other viable options and in desperate need of the truth. From thrilling investigative reports to in-depth analysis of the best the market has to offer, Consumer Puports delivers the satirical news you need.

Editors
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Victor LeBlanc
Victor LeBlanc is the president of Forrestal Holdings, LLC, a holding company focused on capital markets in regulatory voids.
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Spencer Smith
Writers
Go to the profile of Sharon Montague
Sharon Montague
Go to the profile of Pontiferous Maximus
Pontiferous Maximus
Go to the profile of John McPherson
John McPherson
Former pro golfer (A.K.A. the Green Reaper), and current CEO of Esophobee.