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Building Skirmish Breaks Out in Downtown Atlanta

Building Skirmish Breaks Out in Downtown Atlanta

Two buildings housing the Esophobee Headquarters and the Broke Brothers headquarters grew limbs and brawled throughout downtown Atlanta.
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Sharon Montague
When Life Hits The Apex

When Life Hits The Apex

The Green Reaper’s guide to the apex.
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John McPherson
Judge Bama Declares Esophobee Victor During Heated Hearing

Judge Bama Declares Esophobee Victor During Heated Hearing

Esophobee v. Botsworth incorrectly named Esophobee as a defendant, which prompted Esophobee’s general counsel, Johnny Lahsootz, to file a…
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Sharon Montague
Motorcycle Chase Involved Little Five Mob Boss Sally May

Motorcycle Chase Involved Little Five Mob Boss Sally May

Esophobee’s Yhandis Hepa and Bernard Horner were chased throughout Atlanta by Sally May and her Little 5 Balaklavas.
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Sharon Montague
Senator Jim Cockerooney Detained In Airport Restroom

Senator Jim Cockerooney Detained In Airport Restroom

The Senator claims it’s all a big misunderstanding and that he sports a “wide stance” when using the restroom.
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Pontiferous Maximus
Tiger Woods Named Head of Esophobee’s Controversial Ride-Sharing Division

Tiger Woods Named Head of Esophobee’s Controversial Ride-Sharing Di...

Waggle, the ride-share subsidiary of Esophobee, has a new CEO
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Sharon Montague
Consumer Purports Interviews: CEO John McPherson

Consumer Purports Interviews: CEO John McPherson

Esophobee’s CEO, John McPherson, has been heading the company for the past three months.
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Sharon Montague
Ex-Esophobee Employee Accuses CEO Phillip Handsey of Sexual Harassment

Ex-Esophobee Employee Accuses CEO Phillip Handsey of Sexual Harassment

This is the third individual to accuse Esophobee’s CEO, Phillip Handsey, of sexual harassment.
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Pontiferous Maximus
Esophobee’s New Electric Vehicle Is A Weapon Of Mass Destruction

Esophobee’s New Electric Vehicle Is A Weapon Of Mass Destruction

How a product from a high-profile start-up trying to change the world turned out to be a derivative of a pineapple bomb.
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