The day I invented Instagram

Recollected and retold

As a sophomore in high school — the year 2000 — I bought a disposable camera, and snapped the first picture of myself. I put a handwritten note, the camera, and a 5 dollar bill in an envelope. Then I sent it to some…

Ode to Helpdesk

So you want to work at help desk?

No, you don’t.

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Still do? Then be prepared.

Pig out…

Support cage-free farming.

This is a line that I came up with, one day while discussing with my girlfriend our love for conscientious farming. Coming soon to a bumper sticker and American-Apparel t-shirt near you.

5 things you may not know about Canada

The US hockey team lost a hard-fought battle with the Canadians this morning, 1-0. At this point, several of my co-workers jumped on the bandwagon, citing whatever sliver of French or Canadian or French-Canadian heritage they have claim to. Which prompted me to…

NERF Weapons Training Manual

Because it’s a scary world out there…

The Devil and Donald Sterling

(The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons is coincidental, except for the…