Hopeless Romanticism

So we were in the Christmas/New Year season again. Time to celebrate. Right? Well, feel free to jam. Just leave me out of…

I swear, I am not angry…

A press release by God’s second son he did not tell you about.

Being An Unconventional Ghanaian During Christmas (Part 1)

Pleasantly Unconventional

Merry Christmas guys!

I honestly hope you’re not rolling your eyes at me because you think I’m late. Hey I’m not. Aside the several rumours that the baby Jesus wasn’t born in winter and could definitely not be a member of #decemberbornsrock, I still think my…

Graduation

Oh how I hate the sound of that. Now don’t get me wrong, finishing school is amazing and just makes you want to jump around and rub it in the…

A Letter to God’s Prodigal Son

Hello Jesus’ Step Brother,

I can’t tell you how excited I am to write to you. I have a thousand questions to ask about your father and step brother but in the spirit of unconventionalness (which may or may not include making up this word depending on…

Don’t send me christmassy Wishes

It’s that time of the year again, when your hibernating hamster contacts come out of their burrows to…

Hey Tina Turner, What’s Love Got To Do With It??

I’m a piece of shit

I look like the guy you should avoid on a dark street corner

Splendid! Simply splendid! Like I properly specified in my original post, the piece was a genuine enquiry, and even though a number of people have read it, nobody has offered an answer. So you can also imagine the excitement with which I read your non-attempt at an answer. Honestly, I would be lying if I say I did not anticipate this response, but…