The Currentivist

4/11/2016

The dog was chewing on his leash. That’s why I asked about him. I wanted to alert the owner, and I wanted to get the dog’s proper pronoun…

I’m just like you, really. Trying to get by. I’m pushing orgasms out here and there, but a lot of that process involves a continuous mental…

…and so I did and he brought forth first an inquiry,

One day I was sitting reading the paper and I got frustrated and said, “shit, I can’t see this thing.” Yes, just like that. I had, in a…

I used to spend a lot of time on the Gawker boards. Here is what I came to believe: the collective creative underclass is funnier than the…

Recently, I dropped my phone on the elevator floor. I’d been trying to switch my coffee from one hand to the other, and I’d forgotten the…

Which is what I want for you as well with me. Which is why the first thing that I do when I wake and the last thing that I do at night…

In October 2015, Bottlecap Press released Part One of “I’m AntiSocial Coffee Never Lies”. Two month’s later Part Two followed along with…

I’m starting to notice that I’ve been feeling rundown for weeks and just pushing through it. Bladder pain and nauseated, cloudy as fuck…

“… speaking of your grandmother like that all aggressive-like.. Hekaet.. shouldn’t be so funny” ,the younger boy looks up to the bigger…

Cold dog nose in my face, time to feed the Lola.

I’m always scared that someone is about to die and that I have to protect them or save them or comfort them or…

Today is difficult, impermanence hanging in the air. What’d we call it, fellow Ellominatis? Ephemeral.

Time to start anew old Friend

Pale pink clouds against the first blue light, the dog is winding her leash around my legs in a wide circle that narrowly avoids bringing…

Feels Like 16° Light Snow