ALL POSSIBLE RESPONSES TO “THEY SHOULD GET IN LINE AND DO IT THE RIGHT WAY, THE WAY MY FAMILY DID,” WITH CITATIONS (ALSO JOKES)

HOW TO CONVINCE ANYONE IN 10 MINUTES OR LESS THAT IT'S TIME TO #ABOLISHICE

It's not as radical as it…

Honest Trump

What the President should tell the nation as he terminates the DACA program

ARE ISIS, MS-13, AND AN ELDERLY JEWISH BILLIONAIRE SENDING A CARAVAN OF MURDEROUS JOB-STEALING (BUT *ALSO…

This ban isn’t a “headfake” — it’s a shot on goal.

Faking the Chain (Pt. I)

How Trump and the nativist right are lying to you about family immigration, and why it matters

DACA: What Now?

Legal advice for DACA recipients, personal advice for allies

Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Huddled Masses Yearning to Eat Snacks