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I Found Another Annoying Job Listing
I Found Another Annoying Job Listing
Let’s dissect it
Kristen Stark
Sep 11
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It’s Our 3-Month Medium Anniversary. Is It Still Good for You?
It’s Our 3-Month Medium Anniversary. Is It Still Good for You?
I think it’s time to take this to the next level
John Corten
Sep 28
Mr Joe B. S. Worth’s Worth
Mr Joe B. S. Worth’s Worth
Nothing is too small for him to refuse
Mike Hickman
Sep 27
In Defense of Jizz
In Defense of Jizz
2023 didn’t go as planned, but I’m making peace with it and moving forward
Victor Cardenas
Sep 25
Top Ten Things to Say During Phone Sex
Top Ten Things to Say During Phone Sex
I’m not a professional, but I’ve had some practice during my long-distance relationships
Smillew Rahcuef
Sep 25
Liar, Liar Made in China Tie On Fire
Liar, Liar Made in China Tie On Fire
Lights out!
Paul Lander
Sep 24
My Ex-Imaginary Friend is a Dick!
My Ex-Imaginary Friend is a Dick!
Not literally.
Adam Robinson
Sep 23
Latest News About Melania Trump’s Nude Photo Shoots Has Given Trump An Idea
Latest News About Melania Trump’s Nude Photo Shoots Has Given Trump...
He wants wife to “take one for the team”
Speaking Fiction To Power
Sep 22
Congress Goes to the Piggly Wiggly
Congress Goes to the Piggly Wiggly
Politicians shop for deli meat, donuts, and Digiorno
Fudgin' Politics
Sep 22
Poland, Newfoundland Merge for the Sake of Joke Efficiency
Poland, Newfoundland Merge for the Sake of Joke Efficiency
A “shot in the arm” for light bulb screw-in humor
John Corten
Sep 21
Having the Dog and Barking Yourself
Having the Dog and Barking Yourself
How not to lead the pack
Mike Hickman
Sep 21
Now That the Space Station Astronauts’ 8-Day Jaunt Has Become an 8-Month Odyssey …
Now That the Space Station Astronauts’ 8-Day Jaunt Has Become an 8-...
What will they do all day, and night, and day, and night, and …?
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Sep 20
Wandering or Wondering
Wandering or Wondering
Where my dimes go
Nolcha Fox
Sep 19
My Act of Political Vandalism (Sort Of)
My Act of Political Vandalism (Sort Of)
I did it — I am proud of it — and given the chance I would do it again!
Speaking Fiction To Power
Sep 18
Is Getting a Wordle Hint Considered Cheating?
Is Getting a Wordle Hint Considered Cheating?
If a vowel falls in the forest, and no one is around to see it, can you go to Mashable?
The Writing Wombat ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ
Sep 18
Summer’s Bright Sunshine Has Rotted Doctor Funny’s Editor’s Brains
Summer’s Bright Sunshine Has Rotted Doctor Funny’s Editor’s Brains
Adam Robinson recently became enslaved, and more … I’ll explain
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Sep 18
In Springfield “They Are Eating the Dogs”
In Springfield “They Are Eating the Dogs”
Never mind about “where’s the beef?” Where’s Fluffy?
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Sep 17
10 Must-Try Haitian Recipes for Election Season
10 Must-Try Haitian Recipes for Election Season
A pet-safe zone with skewered humans
John Corten
Sep 17
Ladies! Find Yourself a GILF Today!
Ladies! Find Yourself a GILF Today!
It’s steamier than a kettle with steam coming out of it!
Adam Robinson
Sep 16
It’s Time For Royal Family Feud
It’s Time For Royal Family Feud
Hands on your scepters!
Paul Lander
Sep 16
JD Vance Demonstrates How He’ll Screw Over The Liberals By Fornicating With A Couch
JD Vance Demonstrates How He’ll Screw Over The Liberals By Fornicat...
Weird Gal Spankovich
Ellie Salvaje
Sep 15
I Started a 4:30 AM Fight Club. Then the Germans Messed it Up.
I Started a 4:30 AM Fight Club. Then the Germans Messed it Up.
If sleep is for the weak, we must have superpowers.
Corbbin Goldsmith
Sep 14
Marked Safe in Springfield Ohio
Marked Safe in Springfield Ohio
Where Petco and the Foodcourt ARE NOT the same place!
Paul Lander
Sep 13
Watch Out! American Dog Eaters, and More, Are On The Loose
Watch Out! American Dog Eaters, and More, Are On The Loose
If DefCon Don said it, you can believe it
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Sep 13
If For No-Else, Then for Yourself
If For No-Else, Then for Yourself
Smile, and give your arse something to be jealous about
Mike Hickman
Sep 12
Presidential Debate Minutes as Felt by an Empath
Presidential Debate Minutes as Felt by an Empath
There were several great disturbances in the Force
John Corten
Sep 12
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