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ChatGPT Says Taylor Swift is a Genius
ChatGPT Says Taylor Swift is a Genius
Let’s talk about that
Rick L. Huffman
Oct 21
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I Watched Inception, and Now I’m Questioning Reality… and My Grocery List
I Watched Inception, and Now I’m Questioning Reality… and My Grocery List
Is the milk even real?
Shaqib Akram
Oct 28
I Have Seen the Horror of a Democratic Future
I Have Seen the Horror of a Democratic Future
You will be bereft of bump stocks
Justin Courter
Oct 27
My Grandma’s 1972 Halloween Costume Should Have Stayed Buried with Her Bad Decisions
My Grandma’s 1972 Halloween Costume Should Have Stayed Buried with ...
And it should be registered as a deadly weapon
Saint Aladin
Oct 27
Trump’s Biggest Grift is Coming Soon
Trump’s Biggest Grift is Coming Soon
Sending you on your way, in class and in style
Speaking Fiction To Power
Oct 25
When You Spend More Time Searching For a Photo Than Writing The Damn Story
When You Spend More Time Searching For a Photo Than Writing The Dam...
I thought I was done with this shit 2 hours ago
John Corten
Oct 25
World Problems You Need To Pay Attention To
World Problems You Need To Pay Attention To
I empathize with the less fortunate
Adam Rimland
Oct 25
Suckers and Losers
Suckers and Losers
Who’s lying? You decide.
Paul Lander
Oct 25
Was Coffee Shop “Karen” a Racist, or Just a Narcissistic A-hole?
Was Coffee Shop “Karen” a Racist, or Just a Narcissistic A-hole?
It was hard to tell, based on how many different people she dumped on
Lon Shapiro
Oct 25
We’re Your Friendly, Neighbourhood Chiropractic Clinic — Here to Crack You Right!
We’re Your Friendly, Neighbourhood Chiropractic Clinic — Here to Cr...
But first, we’ll take your life savings in return for a healthy spine
Ana Brody
Oct 25
My Friend’s Psychic Accurately Predicted She’s A Moron
My Friend’s Psychic Accurately Predicted She’s A Moron
She probably knows I’m writing this article right now
Lisa Hides
Oct 25
To-Do List Terror! How to Complete Yours!
To-Do List Terror! How to Complete Yours!
You’re productive really…you lazy bugger!
Adam Robinson
Oct 25
I Spent a Day Inside Elon Musk’s Neuralinked Twitterverse (So You Won’t Have To)
I Spent a Day Inside Elon Musk’s Neuralinked Twitterverse (So You W...
The pilot project for a mind-altering alternative to the Metaverse throws the VR headsets out with the bathwater — let that sink in!
Jonah Angeles
Oct 24
Gray’s Sports Almanac Sequel Pulled From Booksellers After Only One Day
Gray’s Sports Almanac Sequel Pulled From Booksellers After Only One...
The accuracy went down drastically from the original
John Corten
Oct 24
A 3-Hour Examination of The Left Side of My Ankle — Pt.2
A 3-Hour Examination of The Left Side of My Ankle — Pt.2
Even as a mouse, the world was small.
Corbbin Goldsmith
Oct 24
Dear Ballot Dropbox
Dear Ballot Dropbox
Warning you’re being watched
Fudgin' Politics
Oct 24
Ten Minute Story
Ten Minute Story
I’m writing this in ten minutes
Adam Rimland
Oct 24
Humor Editor’s Bizarre Sex Antic Leaves Woman Dead, Allegedly
Humor Editor’s Bizarre Sex Antic Leaves Woman Dead, Allegedly
Hospital staff finds kinky doctor “not-so-funny”
E. A. Pellegrin
Oct 24
Are You a Desperate Writer? Boy, Do I Have a Deal for You!
Are You a Desperate Writer? Boy, Do I Have a Deal for You!
You’re the one they lowered the bar for — no offence
Philip S. Naudus
Oct 24
Surprise! I’m the Fool Paying for Dinner Again
Surprise! I’m the Fool Paying for Dinner Again
Why are presidential candidates so freaking cheap?
Bruce Coulter
Oct 24
Alternative Titles to Classic 80’s Hits to Better Reflect 2024
Alternative Titles to Classic 80’s Hits to Better Reflect 2024
Unclear if we’re dancing or dodging chunks of toxic debris raining down from the sky
Dave Goldstein
Oct 24
Melania Trump Wishes Upon a Star
Melania Trump Wishes Upon a Star
The secret longings of a wife, mother, preternatural creature, occasional bat
Michael Vincent Mangano
Oct 24
Is Trump Descending Into Something Even Stranger Than Before?
Is Trump Descending Into Something Even Stranger Than Before?
Or is he just the same old deplorable Trump?
Speaking Fiction To Power
Oct 24
Elon Musk Should Send Himself to Mars Because Humanity Is Woke
Elon Musk Should Send Himself to Mars Because Humanity Is Woke
Elon’s next move if Trump proves he’s a loser
Dora O'Connell
Oct 23
The Taliban Endorses J.D. Vance
The Taliban Endorses J.D. Vance
Trump team arranges a Burger King photo op to distract him
Mary Collins
Oct 23
Content Creators Achieve Enlightenment After Rebranding Zero Views As ‘Sacred Digital Solitude’
Content Creators Achieve Enlightenment After Rebranding Zero Views ...
“I’ve finally found my true readers”
Srini
Oct 23
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