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Not Only Was Earnest Hemingway a Liar, He Was a Hack
Not Only Was Earnest Hemingway a Liar, He Was a Hack
Maybe he should have stuck to booze
Freeman Scott
Jul 21
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They Don’t Want Me at Their Wedding; I Have Divorce Cooties
They Don’t Want Me at Their Wedding; I Have Divorce Cooties
I’m pretty upset about missing out on the soup
Claire Franky
Aug 2
The Bipartisan Olympic Dressage Horse Coalition to Bring Back Mitt Romney
The Bipartisan Olympic Dressage Horse Coalition to Bring Back Mitt ...
We haven’t been this united since the Carrot Solvers Caucus
John Corten
Aug 2
Excellent Ways to Die … Doing What You Love
Excellent Ways to Die … Doing What You Love
It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Aug 1
An Open Letter to Lisa Loeb: As I Approach 50, I’m Beginning to Accept that You and I Will Never…
An Open Letter to Lisa Loeb: As I Approach 50, I’m Beginning to Acc...
Because all you need is love. And if not love, then matching eyewear.
Dave Goldstein
Aug 1
How Long Have You Been A Martyr?
How Long Have You Been A Martyr?
The essy art of embracing imperfection
Craig Tyson Adams
Jul 31
Cat-astrophy at JD Vance’s House
Cat-astrophy at JD Vance’s House
The pussies grab back!
Paul Lander
Jul 30
7 Email Sign-offs That Will Change Your Life. Forever.
7 Email Sign-offs That Will Change Your Life. Forever.
Please hesitate to contact me
Adam Puckey
Jul 30
Sexy, But Stressed — The Adam Robinson Story
Sexy, But Stressed — The Adam Robinson Story
2024 please let me chill.
Adam Robinson
Jul 28
Thinking Inside The Box
Thinking Inside The Box
Yes, the rectangular one in our pockets
This, That & the Other Thing
Jul 28
Don’t Just Do Something; Sit There!
Don’t Just Do Something; Sit There!
When Meditation Doesn’t Go as Planned
Rick L. Huffman
Jul 28
Melania Trump Memoir
Melania Trump Memoir
Can’t wait for the part about her growing up in Chicago!
Paul Lander
Jul 27
Leaking My Friend’s Next Chapter
Leaking My Friend’s Next Chapter
I think it’s based on a true story
This, That & the Other Thing
Jul 25
Father of the Year Nominee Reveals Secret to His Parenting Success: Dedicated Absenteeism
Father of the Year Nominee Reveals Secret to His Parenting Success:...
Father of the Year decides to write the rest of this article in first person
Patrick Eades
Jul 23
You Don’t Have to be a Billionaire to Survive the Apocalypse
You Don’t Have to be a Billionaire to Survive the Apocalypse
Just a time-share membership — and great timing
Jan M Flynn
Jul 23
Shillbilly Elegy
Shillbilly Elegy
The difference between JD Vance and his book ‘Hillbilly Elegy’
Paul Lander
Jul 21
Say It With A Fart
Say It With A Fart
A Commanding Performance
Shirley Laffa
Jul 21
American Who Doesn’t Pay His Billsbilly Elegy
American Who Doesn’t Pay His Billsbilly Elegy
Trump/Vance 2024
Paul Lander
Jul 18
Fresh Followers — Help Me Wash Myself
Fresh Followers — Help Me Wash Myself
Yeah, you read it right…
Adam Robinson
Jul 17
This Page (Semi)Intentionally Left (Mostly)Blank
This Page (Semi)Intentionally Left (Mostly)Blank
The Doctor Funny July mini-newsletter
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Jul 16
If Only I Had Less of a Filter
If Only I Had Less of a Filter
Based on a true story… and then some
This, That & the Other Thing
Jul 14
Hooters Restaurants Are Going Tits Up — Here’s Why
Hooters Restaurants Are Going Tits Up — Here’s Why
Breast is best, but the economy is messed
Victor Cardenas
Jul 14
Doctor Funny is a Recommended Topic and I Have Proof
Doctor Funny is a Recommended Topic and I Have Proof
If crummy screenshots are proof
Nichola Scurry
Jul 14
The [Definitive] 8 Rules of Seat Swapping on Airplanes
The [Definitive] 8 Rules of Seat Swapping on Airplanes
OK, maybe not “The,” but, for sure, “My” rules
Smillew Rahcuef
Jul 14
You Don't Have To Be Paranoid To Eat At The Oliver Stone Grill
You Don't Have To Be Paranoid To Eat At The Oliver Stone Grill
Plus: Platuna on Rye and 9 other items on an Oliver Stone themed restaurant menu
Paul Lander
Jul 12
The Oscar Rhea Caption Competition
The Oscar Rhea Caption Competition
I’m about to take you up the Rhea
Adam Robinson
Jul 11
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