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Five Ways to Chat up Your Dentist
Five Ways to Chat up Your Dentist
While your mouth is filled with decay
Patrick Eades
Aug 13
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I Asked ChatGPT to Create a ChatGPT Humor Story About ChatGPT That ChatGPT Wouldn’t Understand
I Asked ChatGPT to Create a ChatGPT Humor Story About ChatGPT That ChatGPT Wouldn’t Understand
After my laptop immediately exploded, things got interesting
John Corten
Aug 14
The Brigadier General’s Sincere Thanks for Your Delivery Emails
The Brigadier General’s Sincere Thanks for Your Delivery Emails
It is so nice to receive updates on every single one of your movements over the last two weeks in preparing to deliver my parcel to the…
Mike Hickman
Aug 13
Elon Musk As Dr. No It All
Elon Musk As Dr. No It All
Calling Bond, James Bond
Paul Lander
Aug 13
How I Made $85,000 in My First Seven Minutes on Medium
How I Made $85,000 in My First Seven Minutes on Medium
It only cost me $755,000. Now buy my instructional flyer for $50
John Corten
Aug 12
MAGA Happy Poems
MAGA Happy Poems
The crime’s in the rhymes
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Aug 12
More Fun Facts We’re Going to Learn About RFK Jr. Before the Election
More Fun Facts We’re Going to Learn About RFK Jr. Before the Election
He has more than one penis but fewer than five
Freeman Scott
Aug 10
Make This School Year Cringe. Bet.
Make This School Year Cringe. Bet.
A vibe check on the lowkey ick of today’s youth
Philip White (not that one, the other one)
Aug 9
Actual Australian Expression or Something I Just Made up While Drinking?
Actual Australian Expression or Something I Just Made up While Drin...
Aussie or not, here I come
John Corten
Aug 8
Where’s Weirdo?
Where’s Weirdo?
Sofa, so bad for JD Vance
Paul Lander
Aug 8
The Hit and Run Email (Translated From the Original Bollocks)
The Hit and Run Email (Translated From the Original Bollocks)
If your boss writes to you like this, I sympathise…and I urge you to get out as soon as you can
Mike Hickman
Aug 7
Netflix Announces Upcoming Docuseries Slate Following Success of How To Become A Cult Leader
Netflix Announces Upcoming Docuseries Slate Following Success of Ho...
Don’t do these things, but also, here’s a step-by-step guide on how to do them
Brian Buseck
Aug 7
Humans Behaving Badly
Humans Behaving Badly
As seen on cell phones not only in America
Connie Song
Aug 6
SCOTUS Grants Donald Trump Presidential Immunity from Lawsuits Involving Sexually Abusing Minors
SCOTUS Grants Donald Trump Presidential Immunity from Lawsuits Invo...
Please Diddy
Ellie Salvaje
Aug 5
The Chicken Runs Back to Fox
The Chicken Runs Back to Fox
Twenty-two thousand comments in 22 minutes mock Trump for backing out of scheduled debate-unless its in his cozy Fox den
CJ Sterling
Aug 4
Childless Cat Ladies Get Clawed. Will Vance Now Fry “Ladies Who Lunch”?
Childless Cat Ladies Get Clawed. Will Vance Now Fry “Ladies Who Lun...
What about “Dykes on Bikes”? Will he jam a stick in their spokes?
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Aug 4
One Day He Was White, Then All Of Sudden He Was Orange…
One Day He Was White, Then All Of Sudden He Was Orange…
Someone should look into that
Paul Lander
Aug 3
An Interview With Your Uber Black Driver
An Interview With Your Uber Black Driver
All the questions you’re too class conscious to ask
Brian Buseck
Aug 3
Don’t Take Insomnia Lying Down! Try These ‘Knockout’ Hacks!
Don’t Take Insomnia Lying Down! Try These ‘Knockout’ Hacks!
An honest guide from a sleep clinic survivor
Adam Foster-Bridges
Aug 2
They Don’t Want Me at Their Wedding; I Have Divorce Cooties
They Don’t Want Me at Their Wedding; I Have Divorce Cooties
I’m pretty upset about missing out on the soup
Claire Franky
Aug 2
The Bipartisan Olympic Dressage Horse Coalition to Bring Back Mitt Romney
The Bipartisan Olympic Dressage Horse Coalition to Bring Back Mitt ...
We haven’t been this united since the Carrot Solvers Caucus
John Corten
Aug 2
Excellent Ways to Die … Doing What You Love
Excellent Ways to Die … Doing What You Love
It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Aug 1
An Open Letter to Lisa Loeb: As I Approach 50, I’m Beginning to Accept that You and I Will Never…
An Open Letter to Lisa Loeb: As I Approach 50, I’m Beginning to Acc...
Because all you need is love. And if not love, then matching eyewear.
Dave Goldstein
Aug 1
How Long Have You Been A Martyr?
How Long Have You Been A Martyr?
The essy art of embracing imperfection
Craig Tyson Adams
Jul 31
Cat-astrophy at JD Vance’s House
Cat-astrophy at JD Vance’s House
The pussies grab back!
Paul Lander
Jul 30
7 Email Sign-offs That Will Change Your Life. Forever.
7 Email Sign-offs That Will Change Your Life. Forever.
Please hesitate to contact me
Adam Foster-Bridges
Jul 30
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