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Forgive Me, Father, for I Have Lived
Forgive Me, Father, for I Have Lived
Father, give me realistic expectations but do not give them yet
Daniel Williams
Jun 16
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Fresh Followers — Help Me Wash Myself
Fresh Followers — Help Me Wash Myself
Yeah, you read it right…
Adam Robinson
Jul 17
This Page (Semi)Intentionally Left (Mostly) Blank
This Page (Semi)Intentionally Left (Mostly) Blank
The Doctor Funny July mini-newsletter
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Jul 16
If Only I Had Less of a Filter
If Only I Had Less of a Filter
Based on a true story… and then some
This, That & the Other Thing
Jul 14
Hooters Restaurants Are Going Tits Up — Here’s Why
Hooters Restaurants Are Going Tits Up — Here’s Why
Breast is best, but the economy is messed
Victor Cardenas
Jul 14
Doctor Funny is a Recommended Topic and I Have Proof
Doctor Funny is a Recommended Topic and I Have Proof
If crummy screenshots are proof
Nichola Scurry
Jul 14
The [Definitive] 8 Rules of Seat Swapping on Airplanes
The [Definitive] 8 Rules of Seat Swapping on Airplanes
OK, maybe not “The,” but, for sure, “My” rules
Smillew Rahcuef
Jul 14
You Don't Have To Be Paranoid To Eat At The Oliver Stone Grill
You Don't Have To Be Paranoid To Eat At The Oliver Stone Grill
Plus: Platuna on Rye and 9 other items on an Oliver Stone themed restaurant menu
Paul Lander
Jul 12
The Oscar Rhea Caption Competition
The Oscar Rhea Caption Competition
I’m about to take you up the Rhea
Adam Robinson
Jul 11
You’re Too Poor for the Ritz-Carlton Yacht. Try the StarkBoat!
You’re Too Poor for the Ritz-Carlton Yacht. Try the StarkBoat!
Making vacation dreams come true
Kristen Stark
Jul 10
Did You Ever See Wayne Gretzsky and Princess Di in the Same Room?
Did You Ever See Wayne Gretzsky and Princess Di in the Same Room?
No? I didn’t think so.
Brian Throne
Jul 9
A Blurb on the Back of My Fourth Best-Seller about How I’m Being Cancelled
A Blurb on the Back of My Fourth Best-Seller about How I’m Being Ca...
A must-read call to action
Caleb Coy
Jul 9
Liar of Biblical Proportions
Liar of Biblical Proportions
Order now and get nonexistent sneakers
Paul Lander
Jul 8
Jair Bolsonaro Blasts Donald Trump as Untrustworthy, as the Latter Hasn’t Released His Pee Tape
Jair Bolsonaro Blasts Donald Trump as Untrustworthy, as the Latter ...
Urine Diplomacy
Ellie Salvaje
Jul 7
Couples! Are You a Puncher or a Settler?
Couples! Are You a Puncher or a Settler?
You might be the ugly one…
Adam Robinson
Jul 5
What Would Adam Robinson Do?
What Would Adam Robinson Do?
A caption contest
Oscar Rhea
Jul 5
10 Poems About Boobs I Wrote Pretending to Be ChatGPT
10 Poems About Boobs I Wrote Pretending to Be ChatGPT
With context and explanations because some of them are weird
Smillew Rahcuef
Jul 2
Trump’s Ten Commandments 2.0
Trump’s Ten Commandments 2.0
Thou shalt commit adultery and nine other revised commandments
Paul Lander
Jul 1
Dear Cassandra, Russell and I Are Finished
Dear Cassandra, Russell and I Are Finished
“Call me a lover, call me a fool …” (Billy Joel)
David Conte
Jun 30
Dude! Why Didn’t You Take My Picture?!
Dude! Why Didn’t You Take My Picture?!
Kindness is disappearing from our world. Sad.
Smillew Rahcuef
Jun 29
My Haunted First Car
My Haunted First Car
Nobody wanted to hit me in this rust bucket
Nolcha Fox
Jun 29
Youths and Yobs! Turn Your Lives Around Today!
Youths and Yobs! Turn Your Lives Around Today!
All it takes is an article from me
Adam Robinson
Jun 28
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Schindler’s List
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Schindler’s List
Kindergarten Cop was nearly the hero of the Holocaust
Oscar Rhea
Jun 27
Ted Cruz’s Dad Returns To Grassy Knoll
Ted Cruz’s Dad Returns To Grassy Knoll
For the shade!
Paul Lander
Jun 25
Spam Folder to Soulmate
Spam Folder to Soulmate
A Trucker’s Tale of Love and Laughter
Rick L. Huffman
Jun 25
It Turns Out Trump Has Been Prepping for The Debate
It Turns Out Trump Has Been Prepping for The Debate
At least once, possibly more than that, with his sons
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jun 25
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