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How to Be Yourself
How to Be Yourself
Listen to me to truly be you.
Karl Lykken
Mar 27, 2023
The World Ended Yesterday
The World Ended Yesterday
Feeling lonely? Depressed? Well, cheer up. You’re not alone. Well, you are, because you’re actually distantly situated from the few who…
John Ege
Mar 24, 2023
UFO, Balloons, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
UFO, Balloons, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
I wish this were a comedy. I really don’t like conspiracy theories. Some things are purely speculative fancy, just enough visual truth to…
John Ege
Feb 23, 2023
The Gift Of The Pig Head
The Gift Of The Pig Head
The horror that led the boy home
Daniel Williams
Aug 6, 2022
Congratulations on your purchase of a Deluxe Jerk Supreme through the Jerks Unlimited Online Market!
Congratulations on your purchase of a Deluxe Jerk Supreme through the Jerks Unlimited Online Market!
Buy now and get half-off your next purchase (top or bottom half)
Sarah Totton
Mar 5, 2022
Super Bowl Sunday — Enough With The Hype, I Just Want To Watch The Damn Game
Super Bowl Sunday — Enough With The Hype, I Just Want To Watch The Damn Game
“How is it that the ultimate prize in the most macho sport ever invented is a piece of jewelry?” — Jennifer Garner in the movie Draft Day
Frank Priegue
Feb 10, 2022
Your Questions Answered About the Darkwater Corporation Layoffs
Your Questions Answered About the Darkwater Corporation Layoffs
Everything you need to know (except for how you’ll pay the bills).
Karl Lykken
Sep 3, 2021
Coronavirus Needn’t Get You Down
Coronavirus Needn’t Get You Down
by Dr. Lucy Lemon
Jgallant
Aug 14, 2021
I Have the Right to Be Eaten By a Shark!
I Have the Right to Be Eaten By a Shark!
“Patriotic” seal was living free — until it wasn’t.
Jennifer Lee
Aug 12, 2021
A Happy Retirement
A Happy Retirement
By Dr. Bob Cheerie [Transmitted by James Gallant]
Jgallant
Aug 11, 2021
Death and Real Estate
Death and Real Estate
It’s not the most cheerful thought, but if you live in the same house on the same street, the most astonishing thing happens — all your…
Simon Black
Aug 2, 2021
Aliens Among Us: A Leftist Conspiracy Theory
Aliens Among Us: A Leftist Conspiracy Theory
The far-right doesn’t have a monopoly on “out-there" ideas.
Jennifer Lee
Jul 28, 2021
I’ve Got the Golden Ticket
I’ve Got the Golden Ticket
Last night’s dreams were particularly productive. I sorted some stuff. Processed some stuff, which is different than sorting. I promptly…
John Ege
Jul 9, 2021
When you’re Dying to Know
When you’re Dying to Know
I hope this is not too pessimistic. I am not a real fan of pessimism. I am indifferent to optimism, but apply it in a few domains. UFO…
John Ege
Jul 3, 2021
All the Best Laid Plans for Mice
All the Best Laid Plans for Mice
I used to carry a news paper article in my wallet about the super collider the U.S. was building in Texas. It was nicknamed ‘The Desitron.”…
John Ege
Jun 23, 2021
Is Searching For Pollution the Way to Find Aliens
Is Searching For Pollution the Way to Find Aliens
Per NASA, we have discovered and confirmed about 4,000 exoplanets. That’s not a static number, since the first discovery in 1990, the…
John Ege
Jun 20, 2021
Scientist didn’t take UFOs seriously because of Kooks.
This just in, per Alex Seitz-Wald, senior politics reporter, scientists were not able to have legitimate conversations about UFOs because…
John Ege
Jun 16, 2021
Prayers for the Non-Religious
Prayers for the Non-Religious
The Yak’s Prayer
Sarah Totton
Jun 11, 2021
Neil DeGrasse Tyson and I on UFOs
My super friend, Neil, and I sat down on a pair of rocks on the side of a hill to have a friendly challenge, winner takes all. Before us…
John Ege
Jun 10, 2021
People Are People, Not Just Crazy
People Are People, Not Just Crazy
I am sometimes guilty of saying people are crazy. Hell, many people have used this euphemism to describes folks that are just slightly off…
John Ege
Jun 10, 2021
We’re Not Saying it’s Aliens
We’re Not Saying it’s Aliens
In a letter to the Commanding General of Army Airforce, September 23rd, 1947, from an American General, a professional opinion concluded…
John Ege
Jun 5, 2021
The Other Things
The Other Things
“We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard…” Do you ever…
John Ege
Jun 3, 2021
How to Get out of a Newspaper Subscription
How to Get out of a Newspaper Subscription
Be prepared!
Ronke Babajide
Jun 2, 2021
Unicorn Startups that Are Definitely Not Overvalued, Whatever the Doomsaying Luddites Might Claim
Unicorn Startups that Are Definitely Not Overvalued, Whatever the Doomsaying Luddites Might Claim
If you think profitability should dictate valuation, you must not have your MBA.
Karl Lykken
May 29, 2021
The Day the Beatles and I Saved the World
The Day the Beatles and I Saved the World
There is some peril in sharing this story. I accept the risk, but consider this your warning. Proceeding forwards could be dangerous, for…
John Ege
May 29, 2021
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