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Rules of Etiquette for Our Ladies of Grise-Grays Township Knitting & Sewing Circle

Please wear seemly attire. Ladies, this means all skirts should fall below the knee.

3 min readOct 21, 2022

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Balls of colorful yarn.

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How Pants Work

What Kind of Fruit are You?

Take the Quiz!

3 min readJul 28, 2020

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What Kind of Fruit are You?

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The Haven

How To Draw Stuff: Part 2— Drawing a Foot

For our next lesson, we will learn how to draw the Foot. What you must understand about feet, from an artistic standpoint, is that they are…

4 min readMay 16, 2023

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A young artist at work, contemplating Life

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The Belladonna Comedy

Daily Itinerary of a Lindt Master Chocolatier

6:05 AM: Awaken PASSION for chocolate by yodeling throatily at the sunrise.

3 min readApr 7, 2023

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Broken squares of Lindt milk chocolate.

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Sarah Totton
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The Haven

I Yelled at Inanimate Objects for One Week

Here’s What It Taught Me about Genghis Khan

2 min readMar 21, 2023

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A flamboyant man yells at a telephone.

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Sarah Totton
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The Haven

Doorbell Code

My Completely Reasonable Rules for Ringing my Doorbell

2 min readMar 14, 2023

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A doorbell

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Sarah Totton
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The Haven

The Toad Hollow Mystery

“We gotta make a podcast about this!” said Gretchen Meecham, co-host of the Naked! Dead! Killer! StabStabStab! Murder! Podcast.

3 min readMar 6, 2023

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A black toad with orange eyes poses in some woodland.

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The Haven

I Am Being Pressured into Drinking Coffee Even Though I Loathe Coffee

Why would I put that anywhere near my mouth, how-dare-you?

4 min readFeb 15, 2023

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A hand is holding up a disposable coffee cup with the word “NO” written on it.

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The Haven

My Puss

With apologies to Awkwafina

2 min readJan 30, 2023

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A black and white cat is posing suggestively with her hind leg lifted.

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Sarah Totton
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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Forbidden Fruit

An Exploration of Botanical Fan Fiction

4 min readJan 17, 2023

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Five peaches lined up in a row, all touching each other.

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Sarah Totton

Sarah Totton

Sarah Totton writes comedy and snorgles small mammals. Her short story collection, Animythical Tales, was released as an ebook in 2024.

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