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Wacky gifts my brother I have left for Santa. (And Santa’s responses.)
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*This letter was written entirely by AI (ChatGPL) based on the prompt: “write me an adult letter to…
*This letter was written entirely by AI (ChatGPL) based on the prompt: “write me an adult letter to…
Dear Santa 2022,
John Halcyon Styn
Dec 25, 2022
Dear Santa 2021: “NFT-mas”
Dear Santa 2021: “NFT-mas”
Dear Santa!
John Halcyon Styn
Dec 24, 2021
Dear Santa,
Dear Santa,
You’ve got a great track record with your Xmas eve productivity. But what about the rest of the year? It’s time to stop wasting reindeer…
John Halcyon Styn
Dec 24, 2019
2018 Letter to Santa
2018 Letter to Santa
Dear Santa,
John Halcyon Styn
Dec 24, 2018
“Blitzencoin 2017”
“Blitzencoin 2017”
Santa,
John Halcyon Styn
Dec 24, 2017
Self Driving Sleigh (Santa Letter 2016)
Self Driving Sleigh (Santa Letter 2016)
Dear Santa,
John Halcyon Styn
Dec 24, 2016
St. Nick’s MySpace (Letter to Santa 2007)
St. Nick’s MySpace (Letter to Santa 2007)
(For the last 15 years, my brother &I have left “adult” letters to Santa every Xmas Eve….and Santa always leaves a sassy response. It is…
John Halcyon Styn
Dec 22, 2016
Recession Suggestions (Santa Letter 2008)
Recession Suggestions (Santa Letter 2008)
Dear Santa, The economic downturn has been tough on all of us. And while we’re not privy to your financial statements, the number of kids…
John Halcyon Styn
Dec 22, 2016
Smells Like Chimney (Santa Letter 2006)
Smells Like Chimney (Santa Letter 2006)
Dear Santa!
John Halcyon Styn
Dec 22, 2016
Snow(Whistle)blower (Letter to Santa 2013)
Snow(Whistle)blower (Letter to Santa 2013)
(For the last 15 years, my brother &I have left “adult” letters to Santa every Xmas Eve….and Santa always leaves a sassy response. It is…
John Halcyon Styn
Dec 22, 2016
Blitzen Kush (Letter to Santa 2010)
Blitzen Kush (Letter to Santa 2010)
Dear Santa, With such a long & stressful night ahead of you, we wanted to leave you a little herbal refreshment to mellow your vibe. BTW…
John Halcyon Styn
Dec 22, 2016
Is Santa a Jedi? (Letter to Santa 2015)
Is Santa a Jedi? (Letter to Santa 2015)
(For the last 15 years, my brother &I have left “adult” letters to Santa every Xmas Eve….and Santa always leaves a sassy response. It is…
John Halcyon Styn
Dec 22, 2016
Global Warming Santa Fashions (Letter to Santa 2009)
Global Warming Santa Fashions (Letter to Santa 2009)
(For the last 15 years, my brother &I have left “adult” letters to Santa every Xmas Eve….and Santa always leaves a sassy response. It is…
John Halcyon Styn
Dec 22, 2016
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