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Wacky gifts my brother I have left for Santa. (And Santa’s responses.)

🍄Shroomy Claus (Santa Letter 2023)

🍄Shroomy Claus (Santa Letter 2023)

(For the last 15 years, my brother &I have left “adult” letters to Santa every Xmas Eve….and Santa always leaves a sassy response. It is…

John Halcyon Styn

Dec 24, 2023

The Fab Two (Santa Letter 2003)

The Fab Two (Santa Letter 2003)

(For the last 15 years, my brother &I have left “adult” letters to Santa every Xmas Eve….and Santa always leaves a sassy response. It is…

John Halcyon Styn

Dec 20, 2023

Probing Santa (Letter to Santa 1998)

Probing Santa (Letter to Santa 1998)

(For the last 15 years, my brother &I have left “adult” letters to Santa every Xmas Eve….and Santa always leaves a sassy response. It is…

John Halcyon Styn

Dec 20, 2023

*This letter was written entirely by AI (ChatGPL) based on the prompt: “write me an adult letter to…

*This letter was written entirely by AI (ChatGPL) based on the prompt: “write me an adult letter to…

Dear Santa 2022,

John Halcyon Styn

Dec 25, 2022

Dear Santa 2021: “NFT-mas”

Dear Santa 2021: “NFT-mas”

John Halcyon Styn

Dec 24, 2021

Dear Santa,

You’ve got a great track record with your Xmas eve productivity. But what about the rest of the year? It’s time to stop wasting reindeer…

John Halcyon Styn

Dec 24, 2019

2018 Letter to Santa

2018 Letter to Santa

John Halcyon Styn

Dec 24, 2018

“Blitzencoin 2017”

“Blitzencoin 2017”

John Halcyon Styn

Dec 24, 2017

Self Driving Sleigh (Santa Letter 2016)

Self Driving Sleigh (Santa Letter 2016)

John Halcyon Styn

Dec 24, 2016

St. Nick’s MySpace (Letter to Santa 2007)

St. Nick’s MySpace (Letter to Santa 2007)

(For the last 15 years, my brother &I have left “adult” letters to Santa every Xmas Eve….and Santa always leaves a sassy response. It is…

John Halcyon Styn

Dec 22, 2016

Recession Suggestions (Santa Letter 2008)

Recession Suggestions (Santa Letter 2008)

Dear Santa, The economic downturn has been tough on all of us. And while we’re not privy to your financial statements, the number of kids…

John Halcyon Styn

Dec 22, 2016

Smells Like Chimney (Santa Letter 2006)

Smells Like Chimney (Santa Letter 2006)

John Halcyon Styn

Dec 22, 2016

Snow(Whistle)blower (Letter to Santa 2013)

Snow(Whistle)blower (Letter to Santa 2013)

(For the last 15 years, my brother &I have left “adult” letters to Santa every Xmas Eve….and Santa always leaves a sassy response. It is…

John Halcyon Styn

Dec 22, 2016

Blitzen Kush (Letter to Santa 2010)

Blitzen Kush (Letter to Santa 2010)

Dear Santa, With such a long & stressful night ahead of you, we wanted to leave you a little herbal refreshment to mellow your vibe. BTW…

John Halcyon Styn

Dec 22, 2016

Is Santa a Jedi? (Letter to Santa 2015)

Is Santa a Jedi? (Letter to Santa 2015)

(For the last 15 years, my brother &I have left “adult” letters to Santa every Xmas Eve….and Santa always leaves a sassy response. It is…

John Halcyon Styn

Dec 22, 2016

Global Warming Santa Fashions (Letter to Santa 2009)

Global Warming Santa Fashions (Letter to Santa 2009)

(For the last 15 years, my brother &I have left “adult” letters to Santa every Xmas Eve….and Santa always leaves a sassy response. It is…

John Halcyon Styn

Dec 22, 2016

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