The Family Man: Is This Like A Christmas Joke?!

Hey everybody! Sorry for the hiatus and delay, but I’ve been working on some other projects, getting some life stuff sorted out, and I’m moving in a couple of days on my birthday! Still, I felt like I needed to get this one out before Christmas…

Adaptation: You Are What You Love, Not What Loves You

This might be the smartest movie I’ve ever seen. And it stars Nic Cage.

I need to be very clear about this: I adored this movie. Charlie Kaufman is one of the most brilliant screenwriters there is. I loved Being…

Vampire’s Kiss: I’m a Vampire! I’m a Vampire! I’m a Vampire!

Holy shit, what in the hell did I just watch?

This was without a doubt the funniest Cage movie I’ve watched so far. This movie hit a perfect NINE Cagemarks in less than 30 minutes. This movie is at…

Face/Off: I Could Eat A Peach For Hours

Alright, if you’ve been following along so far, you probably realize that most of these posts contain spoilers. That being said, if you haven’t seen Face/Off, PLEASE watch it before you read this review because I don’t want to deprive you of the magic of that…

Zandalee: Shake You Naked and Eat You Alive

Zandalee surprised me. All I knew about it going in was that it’s described as an “erotic thriller/romantic tragedy.” Which, having seen it, is pretty accurate. Fair warning, this movie is fucking dark, and I’m gonna talk about that a bit. If you don’t…

Wild at Heart: It’s a Symbol of My Individuality

And my belief in personal freedom.

Okay, right off the bat, just gonna start by saying that this is a David Lynch movie. If you’re familiar with Lynch, you probably know what that entails. If you are unfamiliar with…

Deadfall: HI-FUCKIN-YA

This is a movie so bad that Nicolas Cage’s performance actually makes it less confusing.

This review contains a bit of ableist language when I quote a line from the movie.

Guarding Tess: I’d Choose Mr. Ed

This movie is called a comedy. It is not. This movie is a goddamn mind-fuck.

Okay, before I go into plot details, I just want to show you the DVD case.

8MM: Hello Machine, Love Your Work

I think this might be one of the darkest Nic Cage movies so far.

Hard content warning on this one, folks. This is a movie that is pretty blunt and unforgiving in depictions and discussions of sexual violence.