Every Nic Cage Movie Ever

Dog Eat Dog: Do I Look Like Bogart?

Ok. It’s me. I’m back in the Cage. I know I’ve been away for a while, but this project has been alternatively muttering and screaming in the back of my brain, so I’ve come back to it. I wrote down a Cage List, I sat in front of the TV, and I put on a movie and…

The Family Man: Is This Like A Christmas Joke?!

Hey everybody! Sorry for the hiatus and delay, but I’ve been working on some other projects, getting some life stuff sorted out, and I’m moving in a couple of days on my birthday! Still, I felt like I needed to get this one out before Christmas…

Adaptation: You Are What You Love, Not What Loves You

This might be the smartest movie I’ve ever seen. And it stars Nic Cage.

I need to be very clear about this: I adored this movie. Charlie Kaufman is one of the most brilliant screenwriters there is. I loved Being…

Guarding Tess: I’d Choose Mr. Ed

This movie is called a comedy. It is not. This movie is a goddamn mind-fuck.

Okay, before I go into plot details, I just want to show you the DVD case.

Bringing Out the Dead: Mother Always Said I Look Like a Priest

Hey, all you Cageheads! Cagenatics. Cageliebers. It’s been a hot while, hasn’t it? Well, life gets in the way and prevents people from watching Nicolas Cage movies sometimes. And other times you start to dream of Cage and…

8MM: Hello Machine, Love Your Work

I think this might be one of the darkest Nic Cage movies so far.

Hard content warning on this one, folks. This is a movie that is pretty blunt and unforgiving in depictions and discussions of sexual violence.

Deadfall: HI-FUCKIN-YA

This is a movie so bad that Nicolas Cage’s performance actually makes it less confusing.

This review contains a bit of ableist language when I quote a line from the movie.

Wild at Heart: It’s a Symbol of My Individuality

And my belief in personal freedom.

Okay, right off the bat, just gonna start by saying that this is a David Lynch movie. If you’re familiar with Lynch, you probably know what that entails. If you are unfamiliar with…

Vampire’s Kiss: I’m a Vampire! I’m a Vampire! I’m a Vampire!

Holy shit, what in the hell did I just watch?

This was without a doubt the funniest Cage movie I’ve watched so far. This movie hit a perfect NINE Cagemarks in less than 30 minutes. This movie is at…