The Smallest Pussy In The World

My name is Alise and I have the smallest pussy in the world. Well, maybe not the smallest. Maybe it’s…

The First Time I Had Sex With A Woman

Note to self: Use caution when you jokingly tell your friend, who has created a blogging…

The Third Wheel’s Guide To Friendship

The only thing worse than being a third wheel to your friends who are in a relationship is…

On Being Non-Binary in Female-Centric Spaces

When I hear a greeting that includes the word “lady,” I sometimes cringe. Whether…

Sex With Swoozy: My Probiotics Bring All The Lactobacilli To The Yard

The Secret Lives Of Instagram Models

Her alarm goes off for the second time. She’s too hungover to roll over and make it stop. Last…

The Dreamy Side Effects Of My Antidepressants

Read the follow up to this piece: The NOT So Dreamy Side Effects of my…

How To Deal With Being Jealous Of Your Partner’s Career

Confessionals Of A Former Dave Matthews Band Super Fan

Good Girl

I’m a bruised person. I try to hide it and revel in each smirk afforded to me by a universe that also allows me a job I love, and friends…