We all aspire to be like someone. As it regards certain individuals, we may fixate on that person —…
Voting ends Sunday, but there’s still a chance I can make a comeback and win this thing. I’m from Buffalo, comebacks are what we do, right? The guy in the lead, he’s got better equipment, a bigger network, not to mention that he’s been doing this for a long time. He’s sponsored by one of the…
Greg Newkirk is going to teach me and forty other rapt attendees how to get abducted by aliens.
The plucky blond who almost became mincemeat at the hands of the chainsaw-wielding cannibal was telling me that slasher films are really just like something out of Dickens, or perhaps 19th-century French novelist Emile Zola. Listening in, career creepazoid Bill…
