Affirmations

I Ask for Help

Please, help me, I say to strangers on the street.

I Am an Expert Sleeper

I win awards for my sleep.

My Face Is Fierce

People move out of the way when they see my face.

I Convince the Sun to Rise

I have to resort to threats.

I Live in the Moment That Just Passed

I’m so conscious of the moment. The right here. The right now. No, I mean the right here that…