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Trump: Master Debater
Trump: Master Debater
A brief recap of Harris vs. Trump on ABC for those who missed it
Jeff Hayward
Sep 11
If You Love the English Language, Please Screw Yourself
If You Love the English Language, Please Screw Yourself
How can we expect anyone from another country to learn this crap?
Brandon Ellrich
Sep 11
Top City Buses that I’ve Almost Been Hit By
Top City Buses that I’ve Almost Been Hit By
These things are hunting me for sport, and I’m terrified.
Doug Fowler
Sep 11
Have You Tried This Delicious Gas Station Burrito?
Have You Tried This Delicious Gas Station Burrito?
Fairly sure there will be no negative health effects
Victor Cardenas
Sep 9
Script Changes that Make “The Godfather” Watchable
Script Changes that Make “The Godfather” Watchable
I just watched The Godfather and it was pretty good. One thing we can all agree on, though, is that the dialogue is pretty bad at times…
Doug Fowler
Sep 7
A Note about Seattle’s Urban Wildlife
A Note about Seattle’s Urban Wildlife
It’s a zoo out there! Bring your running shoes.
Diane Wilder
Sep 6
Medium Accidentally Hires Lucifer’s Disciple; Company’s Iconic Logo Replaced with Cut-Off Letters
Medium Accidentally Hires Lucifer’s Disciple; Company’s Iconic Logo Replaced with Cut-Off Letters
Ben Ulansey
Sep 5
National Be Late for Something Day
National Be Late for Something Day
You, too, can be an annoying latecomer
Kathy Minicozzi
Sep 4
Revealing the Top 10 Things I’d Rather Do Than Wash Dishes
Revealing the Top 10 Things I’d Rather Do Than Wash Dishes
Vacuuming isn’t much better
Brandon Ellrich
Sep 3
I Love Popping Me Some Cherries 😁
I Love Popping Me Some Cherries 😁
Why are you all looking at me like that?
The Accidental Monster
Sep 3
Using Slang to Teach Controversial American History so Kids can Learn, too!
Using Slang to Teach Controversial American History so Kids can Learn, too!
You’re never too young to learn about America’s dark past!
Doug Fowler
Sep 2
Turns Out the Chickens Are Dicks.
Turns Out the Chickens Are Dicks.
Err, cocks.
Karyn Phillips
Sep 1
What’s the alternative?
What’s the alternative?
What if?
Lilly Bell
Aug 31
One Wild Night
One Wild Night
A funny short story
Maliha Noushin
Aug 31
A Typical Day At A Bull$h!t Job
A Typical Day At A Bull$h!t Job
Like Office Space, but make it 2024.
Brigs H
Aug 30
I Joined The 5 AM Club And My Wife Left Me
I Joined The 5 AM Club And My Wife Left Me
I was just trying to get hard
Murphy's Law
Aug 27
Resurrected Rabbit…
Resurrected Rabbit…
To my mind, the life of a Rabbit is no less precious than that of a human being
Maliha Noushin
Aug 27
Republicans Want Free School Lunches To Be Spit In To Teach Kids A Lesson On Socialism
Republicans Want Free School Lunches To Be Spit In To Teach Kids A Lesson On Socialism
“There is a direct line between Tim Walz’s free school lunches to us being forced at gunpoint to eat our own fingers by Venezuelan death…
Dash MacIntyre
Aug 26
A Sturgy Eulogy for The Ages
A Sturgy Eulogy for The Ages
You thought you got away with it, didn’t you?
The Sturg (Gerald Sturgill)
Aug 26
Honoring Underwear Psychics
Honoring Underwear Psychics
Commemorating the Olympics, National Underwear Day, National Psychic Day, and the 2024 Election in my birthday month
The Sturg (Gerald Sturgill)
Aug 22
Tips for a Reality Show Addict: Justifying Your Love for Property Drama to Your Partner
Tips for a Reality Show Addict: Justifying Your Love for Property Drama to Your Partner
Real estate = real excuses
Laura-Liisa Klaas
Aug 22
Please Just Let Me Talk About My Farm
Please Just Let Me Talk About My Farm
I’m happy here.
Brigs H
Aug 21
How I Overcame Cancellation
How I Overcame Cancellation
Fame, shame, and the public’s role in it all
Murphy's Law
Aug 21
Top 6 Things that My Idiot Nephew Broke
Top 6 Things that My Idiot Nephew Broke
My greatest nemesis is a 7-year-old boy named Kyle.
Doug Fowler
Aug 21
Am I Not Good Enough to Mimic?
Am I Not Good Enough to Mimic?
An open plea to social media fraudsters
Jeff Hayward
Aug 19
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