It Sounded Like Mac And Cheese Being Stirred

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Why Do People Lie To Themselves Constantly?

I’m tired of it!

Why Do Men Get Dick Ratings?

I don’t get it

You’re Luckier Than I’ll Ever Be

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Diabetics Are Mean

And so are doctors

I Don’t Know What To Say When People Ask “How Are You?”

Awkward small talk

Don’t Live Like There’s No Tomorrow

Live like you’ll be alive forever

La Croix Is A Life Saver

I’m obsessed

I Should Be On Forbes

For my amazing achievements

This Message Is Specifically For You

This is your sign