Gloomsday Cult

It’s Been 11 Years Since the Boston Marathon Bombing

These stories were written in 2013 shortly after…

Dear McDonald’s, What Are These Black Marks on My Ketchup Packets?

I refuse to do a taste test until…

A Strange Man Chased Me and My Friend Down the Street

We were running to catch the bus; he was running…

I Didn’t Shower on My Wedding Day

Now, I’m ready to come clean about my unhygienic faux pas

Men Still Flirt With My Mother in Public

She’s 80 years young

Teacher Promises Little Girl a Wood-Burning Kit for Christmas

Is a wood-burning kit even appropriate…

Woman Borrows Vintage Christmas Tree for 30 Years, Inherits House From Relative Who Loaned Her Tree

My Mother-in-Law Regifted the Christmas Present I Gave Her by Giving It Back to Me the Following Christmas

Traveling Salesman Mistakes Glass Christmas Tree Ornaments for Real Icicles

‘That room is so cold you…