Gratitude #67: Sliding Doors

I can guarantee when my friends read this title they’ll assume I’m talking about the Gwyneth Paltrow-and-some-guy movie because like most hipsters I’ve only got one move: “remember the 90s?”. Even Marge Simpson has 2 moves: shake and bake.

Gratitude #57: Protein Water

Gratitude #66: Muffins

Sonny & Cher, David & Goliath, Denis Rodman & Jean-Claude Van Damme, Double Dragon, Woody Harrelson & Wesley Snipes, McNulty & Bunk, Woody Harrelson & Matthew McConaughey. They just belong together. Woody Harrelson seems incapable of doing anything on his own. Well you can add another…

Gratitude #63: The terms “Developed” and “Developing” Countries

Today I’m grateful for balconies

Is there anything more human than wanting to be higher than someone else? Since time immemorial Kings have commissioned bloody battles and enacted baffling laws to seek out or protect some higher ground. Some say it makes it easier to defend their empire but that’s a bit…

Today I’m grateful for sunglasses

When I was 18 months old I contracted a cool infection which led to something cool called Third Nerve Palsy (or Oculomotor Neuropathy when I want to feel like Patch Adams), which resulted in cool damage to the nerve which supplies the majority of the muscles controlling…

Things to be grateful for #3

Gratitude #58: Lonsdale Street

Lonsdale Street is a street just like any other in Melbourne CBD. Actually that’s untrue. It’s not like…