What It’s Like to Get a Wisdom Tooth Out with Just Local Anesthetic

The Death of the Blue-Collar Worker: People Are Inherently Lazy, and It’s Only Getting Worse

Yes, we have true blue collar workers still. But some trades have become lazy.

I’m Still Not Sure if Morgan Freeman Was in Close Encounters of the Third Kind

Interpreting Ludacris’ Famous Song “Move Bitch”

15 Questions About Pinocchio

1. Does his nose shrink when he tells the truth?
2. What if he told so many lies that his…

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer as Ideological War Machine Propaganda

Burning the Carbon Out of The Buick Electra

In the late 90s, I had an enormous, crappy Buick Electra (not one of the cool ones…

Disaster Fantasy Dating: An Evening with Patricia Arquette

Unfinished Post About Carly Simon’s Vanity Song… “Clouds in My Coffee”

“Rude, Ruder, Shriner” — Memories of Bartending at a Lodge Back in College