12 PUPS OF CHRISTMAS

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This movie eked out a single 🌰 thanks only to the puppies. They should have been the stars…

A VERY COUNTRY CHRISTMAS

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This should be called A Very Empty Country Christmas. Most of the scenes have only two or three people in them, and they’re in rooms ridiculously large. Also, all the car logos have been obscured. It’s weird. We charge through the first half of the movie at…

A CALIFORNIA CHRISTMAS

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Oof. As long as this review is, it’ll take an hour and 42 minutes less than watching this…

A CHRISTMAS PRINCE: THE ROYAL BABY

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It’s the next installment in Amber and Richard’s love story. As their queen, Amber has totally won over the people of Aldovia. No one even wants to talk about the economy anymore. Richard and Amber changed the law so girl heirs can be…

JINGLE JANGLE: A CHRISTMAS JOURNEY

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SANTA JAWS

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Campy, horror, holiday fun!

CHRISTMAS AROUND THE CORNER

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Claire is a plucky venture capitalist barking orders and making money. But…

2020 Holiday Movie Review Kickoff

Your friends at Hanninen Film Fest help you decide which holiday…

THE MARCH SISTERS AT CHRISTMAS

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A retelling of Little Women. Which I’ve never read. Which might have helped me to enjoy the movie more (or less). We’ll never know. Apologies for missed insights and omissions.