I can’t understand why people have So many feelings. Maybe they’re all right. Maybe I have Aspbergers…
Before you tell me my dislike of owls is irrational, know the only other thing I’ve seen turn their head like that was in The…
Welcome to Honey Daiquiri, the fictional version of mine and my little sister’s not so fictional life. All the events you are about…
Break out your happy dance, it’s HD people! Now sober up immediately, we’ve got some serious subject matter to discuss…
I was wearing my heart on my sleeve, but in Australia it’s summer so I switched to a tank top…
Spring is here and I’m the first person to be like; ‘If the sun comes out I’m taking my top off!’ … To be clear, I’m wearing a tank…
Husband: You’re not the boss of me!Me: That’s not what is says in your will fam#marriage #powerofattorney #alwaysreadthefineprint
Macbeth; a series of emotion fueled monologues coated in hidden meanings that ultimately leaves everyone present feeling confused…
Is there such thing as a resting B voice? Because, ‘Omigod, I have that’ #TheSwitch
“Don’t wound what you can’t kill”? Absolutely wound it, makes it harder for it to kill you! #logic #survival.