You Suck. Please Advise.
That phrase has to die.
I hate please advise with a passion that rivals my first grade hatred of the word explain. Specifically, I hated it when it was in a math word problem. You’d read something like:
My parents never spanked me. Well, maybe I got a single little tap on my bum for something rude I said one time, but I was never, ever spanked or hit. I had timeouts, but I was never grounded. I had disappointed-tone-of-voice-guilt-tripping talks, and I had we’re-all-raising-our…