Hinge Prompt Answers

Trying to explain myself to complete strangers.

Yeah, Sex Is Cool But…

All these things kind of pale in comparison. If you’re doing the sex right. Or…

The Porn Star Sibling

Fiction. If that isn’t blatantly obvious.

Things I Have Gone Off Mute to Say

“I went bird-watching once!”

I’m a workhorse, not a show horse, and when it comes to meetings I’d usually rather be not there and doing something else. I acknowledge that they’re occasionally essential and that it can be…

The Basement

Flash Fiction.

You are not the kind of guy who would be at a place like this at this time of the morning.

But you have a tendency, especially lately, to surprise yourself.

Casual Weight Loss Tips

I’m down 40 pounds since the pandemic. A few things have worked for me.

If You Go Home With Somebody and They Don’t Have Books…

Flash Fiction.

It’s Not a Walk of Shame. It’s a Stride of Pride.

Flash Fiction.

You’re wide awake this morning.

Early.

Much earlier than you’re used to.

Some Excerpts From My Self-Help and Advice Book Proposal

For some reason it keeps getting rejected.

The Blind Date

Flash Fiction.

She walks in and looks around and though you’ve never lain eyes on her you can…