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A Review: Mountain Dew Zero Sugar for Breakfast
A Review: Mountain Dew Zero Sugar for Breakfast
No calories. No mercy.
A Few Things Copywriting Has Taught Me About Writing (and Life) in General
A Few Things Copywriting Has Taught Me About Writing (and Life) in General
Some passions influence others.
Honest Answers to Questions I Have Been Asked on Dating Apps
Honest Answers to Questions I Have Been Asked on Dating Apps
Presented in no particular order.
A Review: Following an Ex on Social Media
A Review: Following an Ex on Social Media
It’s not something I would recommend, but it is one way to live.
Little Talks: Remember Our First Date?
Little Talks: Remember Our First Date?
A series of short stories about a relationship starring a fictional couple who live rent free in Scott’s head.
Little Talks: Naming a Dog
Little Talks: Naming a Dog
A series of short stories about a relationship starring a fictional couple who live rent free in Scott’s head.
Little Talks: Sleeping Arrangements
Little Talks: Sleeping Arrangements
A series of short stories about a relationship starring a fictional couple who live rent free in Scott’s head.
Little Talks: Conversation Starters
Little Talks: Conversation Starters
A series of short stories about a relationship starring a fictional couple who live rent free in Scott’s head.
Little Talks: Relationship Review Prep
Little Talks: Relationship Review Prep
A series of short stories about a relationship starring a fictional couple who live rent free in Scott’s head.
Some Dating and Relationship Advice I Am Absolutely Not at All Qualified to Give
Some Dating and Relationship Advice I Am Absolutely Not at All Qualified to Give
Maybe you can learn something from my casual observations and personal mistakes. (I may have actually slept in a Walmart parking lot once…
Please Do Not Attempt to Set Me up With Your Friend
Please Do Not Attempt to Set Me up With Your Friend
A fictional Friday morning G-Chat conversation.
Little Talks: Boner Killers
Little Talks: Boner Killers
A series of short stories about a relationship starring a fictional couple who live rent free in Scott’s head.
First Lines I Have Sent on Dating Apps, Presented With No Context Whatsoever
First Lines I Have Sent on Dating Apps, Presented With No Context Whatsoever
I’m attempting to do my best with the conversation-starter prompts I am given. My stats have not been great.
I, Uh, Collided With a Pole Downtown — M4W (a Missed Connection)
I, Uh, Collided With a Pole Downtown — M4W (a Missed Connection)
It was not particularly graceful.
An Ode to My Black Faux Leather Couch
An Ode to My Black Faux Leather Couch
While likely not exactly a “Green Flag” to many, I humbly submit that it has some serious character. And is pragmatic.
Little Talks: I Don’t Know How to Properly Do This
Little Talks: I Don’t Know How to Properly Do This
A series of short stories about a relationship starring a fictional couple who live rent free in Scott’s head.
Little Talks: The Thermostat
Little Talks: The Thermostat
A series of short stories about a relationship starring a fictional couple who live rent free in Scott’s head.
Little Talks: Spoilers
Little Talks: Spoilers
A series of short stories about a relationship starring a fictional couple who live rent free in Scott’s head.
Little Talks: Shower Cry
Little Talks: Shower Cry
A series of short stories about a relationship starring a fictional couple who live rent free in Scott’s head.
Obscure Trash Talk You Can Use to Throw Off the Rec-League Competition When They’re at the…
Obscure Trash Talk You Can Use to Throw Off the Rec-League Competition When They’re at the…
Don’t forget to box out. Because they’re gonna miss if you deliver these properly.
My Ex Launched a New Relationship, and I…
My Ex Launched a New Relationship, and I…
Did not handle it particularly well. But things have gotten exponentially better since. So go me.