Selfish roommate won’t write letters for best advice columnist ever

by The Worst Advice Columnist

Today’s letter is taken by dictation:

I’m standing in the kitchen eating sushi with my hands (like a heathen) and drinking kambucha…

I want things my way and for everyone to be happy about it

Dear Not Wrong,

My mother and father divorced years ago. My father has happily remarried and my mother has not found much luck in love, or really in other areas of her life. Early in the divorce, my…

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Help! My dating standards are too high

I went on a date with a guy and he was nice. What do I do?

We went to lunch. He picked me up. It was a silver corolla. We went to a local diner in city. He had nice eyes, otherwise not attracted to him. I was already full because I had…