Intelligent Life

The Worst Singer in the Universe is Crowned!

As of two days ago, Gorg, a Borgus from the planet Corgusborg of the Scorgurcorburgus Galaxy, has been crowned the Worst Singer in the Universe. Each contestant was sworn to secrecy, and each judge thought they had won a lifetime supply of ice cream…

Interview With The Ice Queen

It was about a year ago when an unusual polar vortex hit the planet Rengon, a delightful tourist destination which, at that point in time, had the best weather in the Zed Galaxy. This allowed the Queen Didalia, or more commonly referred to as the Ice Queen, to leave her desolate Fortress of…

Universe’s Most Wanted: Barona Delasagi

As of yesterday, Barona Delasagi is now the most wanted man in the universe. His face appears on posters from the Tadha Galaxy to the Ufronian Star Clusters, and everywhere else in between. The Universal Police Force is hot on his trail and they hope to catch…