Online dating blows. But I think I owe it to you to explain why we’re not going to happen.
Name goes here.
Address in the city so you’re not turned off by the idea of funding my relocation. humorousattempt@email.addr
My Latest Position, at a Post-start-up You’re Probably Familiar With. The last few months.
Dear to whom it may sir or madam,
This is my cover letter. Ignore the first sentence. It is meaningless. This cover letter will attempt to be both humorous and professional, and contains words and phrases designed to showcase my vocabulary without being too…
