Computer Shopping in the ‘90s

Phrases overheard when computer shopping in the 1990s:

• Get the cool beige one!

The Salad Bar

The salad bar is the worst kind of bar.

Dominos Tracker

I’ve been enthralled with the Dominos pizza tracker for many years. The first time I ordered online was an experience like no…

Current Reflections on High School Yearbook Quotes

The Next Evolution in the Dad Bod Craze

Men have it good. Maybe too good. We grow old, we’re more “distinguished.” We go bald…

The Otis Spunkmeyer Conspiracy

Anyone that has school-aged children knows that there is no greater risk to their immediate survival than…

Being a Man in Milan

As most of my friends know, I’ve been touring with artists and bands throughout the world the last 12 years, and in doing…

The First Sext

The first sext was not erotic in the slightest. It was not sent at 2 am. It was not even a booty call.

Brick and Mortar is Back!

The world wide web is dead. The future of the Internet is all brick and mortar.