My dear readers, you will excuse me. It’s the end of Fried Day and I’m almost brain dead. Here’s the latest news from Uglywood:

How retarded can these people be?
A Christian high school in San Diego, California is trying to distance itself from dangerous menace to society Michelle…

More creepy entertainment news:

• Want to get completely depressed? Take a look at the weekend’s box office results.
The movies did great. But boy, these are the movies America is watching. What a bummer.

• Even more disturbing: Americans watch over 50 hours of TV a week and only 15% of the…

On the other hand, not all celebrities can be counted to use the two neurons attached to their brains. Witness professional asshole Bruce Willis’ comments about the US invading Colombia to stop the cocaine trade. The Colombians were very upset when they should have been laughing in his…

George and I are bloggers. Isn’t that divine? I am a liberal too, George. And proud of it.
George, besides being extremely handsome, is also quite smart and I appreciate the fact that he is not afraid to speak out because it so happens that he is right. I’m glad he holds the Democrats accountable for…

Darlings: Today I spent all morning writing my recap of the spectacle known as Oscars, only to have lost all my brilliant thoughts in a moment of technological blunder. I am still fuming, particularly as it was yours truly who neglected to save said info, blindly trusting this…

I’m ecstatic to hear that Mexican director Alfonso Cuarón (Y tu mamá también) has helped find distribution for Duck Season, a lovely Mexican film that had none some months ago, when it was shown to great acclaim at the New Directors/New Films at MoMa. Its young director, Fernando Eimbcke and his…