naked in the window.

I’m heading to a meeting today. I’m stopped at a stop sign and I look up and see a naked girl in an apartment window. She was looking out the window kneeling down. It appeared that she was involved in some kind of photoshoot or something. She looked back and me as I started clapping and…

laying down the vespa

I laid down the vespa for the first time yesterday. Lucky for me, I wasn’t going faster that 5 mph. I locked up the from wheels and it just threw me off. I’m ok. The vespa is ok.

On another note. One of my employees got into an accident with a guy who just caught…

benz cl55 amg hit by cab

I was on my way back to the office when an accident happened right in front of me. A cab came to a near stop at a stop sign and then gunned it right into a cl55 sitting on 20's.

A small, but very attractive, woman came out of the cl55 like a rabid dog and…

gym brat

In the gym this morning, I had the pleasure of having to endure the presence of a woman who had her bluetooth headpeice in her ear. She spent 1/2 her time talking on the phone, and the other 1/2 her time texting from her phone.

bling bling baby

Ok, this is just utterly stupid. I just don’t know any other way to say it. Yes, it is for a baby. Yes, it is diamond encrusted…

the homeless

Being homeless is hard these days. Especially on South Beach. The cops are always kicking you around, telling you that you can’t go here or can’t be there. This is why you need to communicate with your compadres. Today I saw a bag-lady with an ear bud in here ear. So I followed the cord down to this…

the foofie dog

One way to tell a local South Beach resident from a tourist is to look for the foofie dog. For those of you who don’t know what a foofie dog is, well, it’s a dog that has been genetically engineered to fit in your back pocket. Now these dogs, if you want call them that, are hard to find. Don’t look on…

sidekick 2 drama

my Sidekick 2 started giving me problems the other day. For some reason, it seem to just lock up. I find it unusually odd that the sidekick 3 was released this week. Could this just be a coincidence? Could I just be the only person that just happens to have his break when the new ones come out? I…

what’s going on…

I just don’t understand what is going on in politrix in the country. Is the entire country filled with idoits (don’t answer that). It’s just amazing to me that we are 1) still at war, 2) gas prices are crazy, 3) we’re looking to vote on a ban for gay marriage and 4) some people in congress want to…